I got him before he went into work.

SORRY STEVIE!!! He went to Long Joyhn Silvers during lunch and invited me and I went and killed him with my sock.

I was hanging out at Blackbob Park enjoying the sweet taste of my Pepsi cola when I received word that my target was tending to her nails at a local nail care establishment. It did not take long for me to finish my beverage and make the leisurely drive down the street barely a mile away to the target area. Along with a few friends I entered the building and walked directly over to my target and began small conversation about topics that I was genuinely there to talk about. After a few moments had passed and a few piecings were revealed I made my move. Slowly from my back pocket I grasped my weapon of choice and took aim. In a split second of confusion it had been done. Multiple shots eliminated her on the spot. Others in the building looked on in disbelief that I had just shot her with a squirt gun. I turned explained the events that their un- worthy eyes had just witnessed, and then preceded to the exit.

I got her at the tanning place with a sock!!!

me and court went up to lifetime, he thought she had him so he was watching her the whole time so i made her throw the basketball behind him so i would have to run and get him, then i got him in the back with the spoon. it was funny

i asked her to go to target with me, and she did and i got her with a spoon, but then i said i was kidding cause i really was not planning on killing her, i was just gonna wait until everything gets switched up tonight, but she wanted me to kill her so i stabbed her again

he was at the JV lacrosse game and so i was talking to josh and he came up with eric and eric goes jumonji why do you have a spoon and so i started chasing garrett and he gave up and i got him. :)

Today in math class Sarah told me she was going to lifetime after school at 3:15. I went up there and saw her on the eliptical. I started to work out on a bike next to Vik she walked over and I stabbed her with a spoon.

he was at phil’s and apparently knew i had him so he was carrying around a knife for some reason, so i waited til he went into the bathroom so on his way out i killed him with a spoon

She was at Phil’s and she didn’t know I had her so i just walked up to her and hit her with a sock. Not interesting.

So I was lifting at the J, and as far as I knew I was the only senior from our school who goes there. I hadn’t even planned on hunting Brett down, but he just happened to show up while I was there, so I thought “wow, that’s convenient”. we spoke briefly, then i went to the sports desk and got a plastic spoon, then i went over to the water fountain, and got him while walking back to the bench. Then we just kinda went on talking – very professionally done.

I ran into her at the gas station after school. and i luckly had a pair of socks in my car, so when i went to say hi and talk to her i hit her with the sock.

she tried to kill me but not in the designated time frame i am allowed and so i then took off my sock and killed her

Basically I knew Justin and Jenna kinda have a thing so I basically knew justin would make an appearance at the girls soccer game tonight. After my AP Psych review I went home and picked up my brother then we went to the game, parked way far away and waited. Then I waited for Justin to pull in and i dove on the parking lot ground. Justin spent a good 10 minutes in his car while i froze my butt off on the ground. Finally he started walking in and I slowly crept up behind him then ran super fast (ha) and stabbed him with a spoon right before he made it to the ticket booth.

my accomplice and i went to kelly’s house after i got off work tonight and he rang the doorbell while i hid back in the bushes. her whole family came down before her creating an immensley awkward situation for my accomplice. when she finally came i jumped out and got her with the squirt gun. her family looked on with extremely confused looks. i reassured them it was just a game but they still looked confused and somewhat angry as i walked back to my car. for a minute i thought i may be spending a night in jail just for playing assasins.

me and a friend were going out to get mcdonalds after a long night. As we drove past 151st and Antioch i just happened to look into a car and see jon. he was turning to go up antioch towards the school. i took a shortcut through kingston lakes and arrived at the school just behind jon. i waited for my friend to arrive. once their i took off my sock and walked into the school. we looked around for Jon for about 10 mins before finding him in the sound room for the auditorium. my friend and i walked up to the sound room, and said “hey jon”. Jon looks up at us, then runs away. we wait a few mins then decide to follow him up towards the catwalk. we get up there just to find out the door is locked. i ask one of the other people in the sound room for the keys and as we r going up to unlock it, i see one sock fly past my head, as another hits me in the chest and jon yells, “YES!!”. i had to explain to jon y that doesnt count as a kill because he had not seen my weapon yet so he couldn’t defensively kill me. so i walk up to him, and throw a sock into his chest. good night sir

You are absolutely correct that a rehearsal counts as a safe zone, BUT you threw a sock first discrediting your safe zone and allowing a kill to occur in it.

“making a move to attack you or get near you (regardless of whether you are in a safe zone at the time), then you may eliminate that assassin”

Shot him at Royals game

I told him a story about how my computer was messed up and that I wanted him to come fix it and he told me he had to work…so I stealthily figured out where and when he worked. I went to said workplace and waited for him to come out. He walked out of the door and then turned around to talk to someone. I pulled right up to him and rolled down the window…i reached my arm out of the window and shot a steady stream of water right into his back…the look on his face was just about priceless. Then he got made fun of for his pants being wet..hehe

On a nice cool Thursday night, Kyle was on the prowl. He got the “assistance” and the “tip” by my good friend (who will remain anonomous). We were all at another one of my friend’s house when we found out that Kyle was on his way. We dressed up little Squirt up in my letter jacket and had him walk out with my girlfriend. Kyle waited until the moment was right. As I watched from the other side of the house I saw a dark object dart across the street and attempt to assasinate Squirt. He successfully shot him, but as he began to escape I sprinted from the bushes and shot him from behind. Kyle ran up the street, not knowing what was happenening. Hammer chased him down, but appeared to have lost him. Kyle’s accomplice was waiting in the pool parking lot, but Kyle was nowhere to be found. We approached my car and shined my brights in on the car. And guess what we found… Kyle, sitting in the front seat. He was a dead man. We went up to the window and it was slowly rolled down. He said he got me, and we told him that Squirt was in my letter jacket and that I had shot him in a defensive kill. Still, Kyle denied. So, to clear things up, I slowly reached my hand through the window and touched him with a wooden spoon on the torso. He was gone for sure, but he still felt the need to smash my wrist in the window. Just like a 5 year old would do, little Kyle rolled the window up with my arm still in it. He may have gotten the best of my arm, but he can now rest in peace in this glorious game of assassins.

He had to drive someone home this morning, so I camped out in her garage for 45 minutes until I saw him roll up. Using some sweet ninja rolls I positioned myself to have an easy sprint right up to the car and killed him as his cargo exited the car. Two quick shots to the head.

I had an interview this morning with Courtney Bullis we had to interview this one women and her daughter at there house and when I drove courtney back to her house I noticed someone hiding behind her car thinking that it was her brother annoying her or something…..I was fooled and “he” jumped out from behind the car and courtney backed out of the way and he shot once and missed but succesfully shot me in the arm the second time. Courtney was heard saying “sorry it took so long” to the assassin. What a b**! What a great start to the day.

I fucked him up

2nd kill in 1 day. that is all.

Brent sold me out to ben for $6 and then came to me to help me eliminate Ben before he grew too smart.

We waited till he was off work and I hid in his truck bed and got him when he tried to get into his truck

I was still at a school activity and he came up to me and stuck a spoon in my torso.

I looked at him and explained I was at an school activity.

He calmly said, “Oh…then I broke the rules…”

I calmly said, “yes you did… ” and I shot him with a watergun.

He then, quietly, as he died, said, “that was fair…” and then went lifeless.

I went to my accomplices house directly after school. We got our stuff and returned to school to stake out his car. When we got into the parking lot he was conversing with a girl. I took him down their with a water gun. Time: 3:07. Witnesses: Ben Seitz, Colwyn Ballenger, Neal Walters.

Gibb thought he could jus walk in my basement and shoot me. The rules state that to kill ur target in their house u must be invited in their ROOM. So i knew who was after me, and i was informed that once the person trying to kill u attempts a kill u can kill them anywhere anytime. I took advantage of this and when gibb was changing for weights snuck up and bam two shots one to tha back the other to the dome baby. POP goes the weisel cause the weisel go POP..sorry Gibb

i went to his house this morning, and i called him asking if he wanted to go to McDonalds and i told him he needed to leave now if he wanted to make it in time… so i ran to his nieghbors house and stood behind the side waiting for him to walk to his car in the street, but he never showed. needless to say i was freezing and this was taking to long. so thinking on my feet, i went straight to his front door with my gun tucked in the back of my pants and he answered, i told him i had a flat tire and i needed his help. he immediatly was trusting and walked out of his house and started for my car down the street when he asked me what i was doing all the way out here i replied GAME OVER!!! and he never saw it comin…

well, i was at starbucks, she came over to say HI and i just shot her.

the end.

it was late wednesday night….my cover up was to come see her prom dresses….which i really did. anyways..there were alpacas grazing in the front yard as i rang her doorbell. i walked inside and we entered her room. she went for the dress, and when she turned around i DOUSED her with my water gun. it was glorious and unexpected.

Simple elimination. Nothing fancy. 2 shots to the face, execution style.

Staked out house, took positions in yar. A good night of recon the night before paid off. All done without sleeves on my shirt.

RIP Good Sir. You took it like a man.

well i decided to swing by her house, and when i was rolling by there was no car in the drive so i took cover down the street and waited for a minute. i texted embree and he said the she didin’t answer his call so i figured she was tanning and i shot up to the salon to find her car in the front spot. luckily there were cars on both sides of her so i had plenty of cover. as im standing on the driver side of her car, i knew i had her when her lights flashed and i heard her car unlock, shortly after making a dash for the car door rachel is coming so i popped out right as she had her hand on the door and i yelled GAME OVER!! and that was the end

I was wathcing Austen chase his target, and I pulled up behind them, they were in a stalemate, both cars locked, windows up. So I called Austen’s target and told him to run so that when Austen got out of his car I could asassinate him. I threw a sock and killed him as he ran around his car.

I just waited after school while he was lifting weights. After he finished, he looked around outside to see if the coast was clear and then sprinted to his car but did not expect me to be hiding behind a car next to his.

You never know how a killer feels until you are waiting in a closet of a friend, alone, with only your beathing to keep you company.

I arrived at Justin Hayes house before he got home, his wonderful mother led me to his room where I waited. I saw there was a bathroom and locked the door to it then proceded to the closet.

I then heard Justin and Joel open the garage door and come up the stairs.

“Why is your bathroom door locked?” asked Joel. “I dont know. I’m a dumbass, thats why.” said Justin. Nice cover I thought. He used the facilities then walked out and Justin went in and locked the door. He was basically dead.

Thats when I opened the door (“what the…”) and threw sock balls at him and then spooned him for good measure. “I…I…” and he died.

I thanked Justin and his mom and left to find my next victim.

It was like a scene out of a movie. Ross was very sneaky as he stalked me, coming int my work and making me think that it was Jeff Fisher who was my assassin instead of him. I verified the rules of a defensive kill and had my heart set on killing Fisher today. Then today in 8th hour it all came together. The lies and twists that he used all made sense.

I had to make things right.

I made my way towards Ross. He looked at me. I looked at him. Then I plunged the spoon into his chest. He had the look of “this can’t be happening” and in his dying breath he whispered “Rose bud.” Wait…wrong movie. It was more like the twist at every M. Night Shalamon movie and the lead character has to face their stalker and wins.

It was beautiful. May Ross rest in peace.

Shot him after baseball practice.

Tonight all was well in the overland park area. It was a typical monday night when ryan was invited over in the company of a few others to view the black donnelys. Before hand one by one arrived to the house exchanging typical greetings as they entered into the back of a truck outside. Everything was quite….too quite….Ryan pulled up in his vehicle as everyone went silient. Everyone knew the execution that was about to begin within moments. As ryan entered the vicinity of the truck he began to exchange warm greetings with everyone including his killer. Slowly one foot at a time he entered the truck bed and took his seat on the side across of his killer. normal conversation continued untill shortly before the greatest t.v. show to ever exist was to begin. His killer rose to his feet and utterd “I love you dearly, but this must be done” everyone looked on as the assassin looked down on his prey as if to punish him.

slowly he rose his water gun to head level with the target. For a mere moment time slowed as the trigger was squeezed and a stream of water was ejected to punish anything in its way.

again the trigger was sqeezed before the first shot even made it to the forehead of its victim.

what happened next no one can be sure of.

all we know is multiple shots were fired and ryan is now K.I.A.

brent was in the car with ben musil and i got them to come up to the school and shot him repeatedly with a water gun