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On Saturday, March 17, 2007

upvote The game has ENDED. Click on the Scoreboard to see the winning totals...

2007 March 17—09:34 AM

Hey guys…

The week is over…hope you had fun playing.

Congrats to our winners!

On Friday, March 16, 2007

upvote 'man mountain' eliminated 'Atlantis'.

2007 March 17—09:32 AM
   
'man mountain' writes,
2007 March 16—11:11 PM

I waited outside for a long time, and finally he came out and i got him.

upvote 22 players remain...

2007 March 16—12:02 AM

Give it your all guys – - 22 players remain in the game!!

On Thursday, March 15, 2007

upvote 'Batman' eliminated 'Doug'.

2007 March 15—04:11 PM
   
An Administrator writes,
2007 March 15—04:11 PM

6 down, the rest to go

upvote 'Tre' eliminated '6 lower'.

2007 March 15—03:36 PM
   
'Tre' writes,
2007 March 15—03:04 PM

My accomplice informed me of the identity of this person. He then found him in the caf, where I waited for what seemed like an eternity. He finally started running away from the caf, where I chased him for a long while. Just as he was about to open the door to RNT, I shot him in the kidneys. It was a good chase, and he put up a good fight. But the superior player again came out on top.

upvote 'Pickles' eliminated 'kenny'.

2007 March 15—11:21 AM
   
'Pickles' writes,
2007 March 15—11:03 AM

Flip flops Flopped. Sorry bud.

upvote 'Batman' eliminated 'Big Red'.

2007 March 15—11:21 AM
   
'Big Red' writes,
2007 March 15—09:27 AM

Some people just have too much time on their hands…

   
'Big Red' writes,
2007 March 15—09:27 AM
   
'Big Red' writes,
2007 March 15—09:35 AM

Got caught on my way to class

On Wednesday, March 14, 2007

upvote Sorry about the mix-ups

2007 March 14—07:29 PM

Hey guys,

There seemed to be a mixup on the server…I will be letting the guys who run this about some of the problems…

So…it should be all right now…let me know if you think the score is not correct and I will be sure to correct things.

Hope you are having fun!

See you tonight at 9:30!

upvote 'arsenic' eliminated 'Akira'.

2007 March 14—07:25 PM

upvote 'peterko' eliminated 'Dwight Schrute'.

2007 March 14—07:25 PM

upvote 'Kermit' eliminated 'Rambo'.

2007 March 14—07:25 PM
   
'Kermit' writes,
2007 March 14—06:34 PM

A long long dinner ended in Mike’s back being drenched in way too much of the water from my trusty bottle. He’s probably pretty cold now.

It’s not easy being green.

upvote 'derek Jeter' eliminated 'Uncle Sam'.

2007 March 14—07:25 PM
   
'derek Jeter' writes,
2007 March 14—06:25 PM

After much communication, usage (is that a word?) of resources, and the help of many small children, it happened. Booked it after him and got him after going into the mail room. He was cool about it, I respect him.

   
'Uncle Sam' writes,
2007 March 14—07:07 PM

Stalking my prey I settled down for a Sodexho special… a pizza calzone. It was a first for me at Sodexho and I figured it would be a good meal to prep me for my second kill. I grabbed a ridiculously priced small salad watching my prey’s every move. Eating in isolation just in view of my victim I watched him eat what I thought would be his last meal. I was wrong. As I finished my meal I posted myself secretly behind a display board and watched him discretely trying to decide whether or not he was man enough to go outside. After brief moments of hesitation on his part he exited the caf. I followed. Followed closely by three body guards my victim seemed impenetrable. I knew not who my assassin was. Out of no where my victim broke into a sprint. Knowing I was in danger myself I decided to save the kill for another day. I discretely broke off pursuit and headed for the mail room, the area of closest refuge. Within fifteen feet a heard the sounds of pursuing footsteps. My heart skipped a beat. This was it. I had to make it into the mail room. With a foot in the door and on lookers giving weird looks I thought I had won. I reached to my back and alas felt the sting of my mortal wound. I turned and looked into the eyes of my assailant, reached into my pocket and handed over my 2006 tax statement. Be warned, he who cheats on his taxes will have the IRS after him, how much more will they pursue the man who killed Uncle Sam? G’day and adieu, Uncle Sam wants you.

upvote 'Menno Brethren' eliminated 'jacob'.

2007 March 14—07:25 PM
   
2007 March 14—06:13 PM

I got him so bad, walked out of the caff and smoked him. Then he lied to me, told me his name was Jordan. I asked his RA who came in the caff shortly after, and he told me that it was him.

upvote 'The Sackville-Baggins' eliminated 'Nicollo Machiavelli'.

2007 March 14—07:25 PM
   
2007 March 14—06:02 PM

He was elusive.

   
2007 March 14—06:21 PM

Pure luck.

That is all I will have to say.

Wait…

One more thing.

Long Live Me, Nicollo Machiavelli.

upvote 'Pickles' eliminated '6l'.

2007 March 14—07:25 PM
   
'Pickles' writes,
2007 March 14—05:39 PM

phew; what a run… thanks mud :)

upvote '6l' eliminated 'None'.

2007 March 14—05:23 PM

upvote 'Rambo' eliminated 'swordsinline'.

2007 March 14—05:06 PM

upvote 'Tre' eliminated 'chinchilla'.

2007 March 14—05:06 PM
   
'Tre' writes,
2007 March 14—04:23 PM

My spy was in the caf scoping out his own kill when he saw Hodge. I then waited for him as he entered douglas. It’s a shame Keharn and him had to go in the same exact spot…

upvote 'kenny' eliminated 'watermelon'.

2007 March 14—05:06 PM
   
'kenny' writes,
2007 March 14—02:20 PM

upvote 'Pickles' eliminated 'Rusty Nail'.

2007 March 14—05:06 PM
   
'Pickles' writes,
2007 March 14—12:27 PM

Goodbye Brother!

upvote 'Rusty Nail' eliminated 'Hitman'.

2007 March 14—05:05 PM
   
'Rusty Nail' writes,
2007 March 14—12:01 PM

Me and an accomplice of mine were on a stakeout, and low and behold we caught him!

   
'Hitman' writes,
2007 March 14—02:07 PM

Lousy door! I totally would’ve gotten away if I hadn’t smashed into it!

On Tuesday, March 13, 2007

upvote 'Batman' eliminated 'Jack Bauer'.

2007 March 14—01:56 AM
   
'Batman' writes,
2007 March 13—09:09 PM

Using my Bat powers to hide in the bushes my target did not have a chance to see me sneak up behind his vehicle. 4 down, the rest to go.

   
'Jack Bauer' writes,
2007 March 13—09:18 PM

its true. i thought i saw a bat- like creature lurking in the old oak tree behind me, but, i figured it was just a simple little bat. then suddenly i caught a glimpse of his utility belt in the corner of my eye, by that time i was finished. there is an upside however, being jack bauer i will come out victorious, i always do. 5 seasons prove it.

Jack Bauer always finds a way!!!

upvote 'Tre' eliminated 'Nevada'.

2007 March 13—08:38 PM
   
'Tre' writes,
2007 March 13—06:57 PM

So we all kind of knew something was up. I saw him in the caf, yadda, yadda, yadda… N E ways, I get back to my dorm to eat some food. Right when I get down someone comes running down the stairs. He was either after one of my dormmates or I. So I went into the upper lounge to heat up my food, when my target came up the stairs with the guy who was chasing me. They talk for a bit and then walk down the far stairs. I panic, knowing they will probably re- enter the 5/4 wing through the lower lounge, a zone not safe. I was blessed to find a water bottle sitting on the counter, which I proceded to fill up with water. I dashed down the stairway, waiting for them at the door. Once Keharn opened the door, I ended his life.

upvote 'Binky' eliminated 'Santa Clause'.

2007 March 13—08:38 PM
   
'Binky' writes,
2007 March 13—06:44 PM

I saw him in the caf, so I camped out near the check outline, as he was getting up to leave, my plan was set in motion, a few loyal comrades of mine spooked him out of there, and he ran right into my trap. He was so busy running from my decoys that he basically ran right into me and. . . bingo.

upvote 'Rusty Nail' eliminated 'the cat'.

2007 March 13—08:38 PM
   
'Rusty Nail' writes,
2007 March 13—06:03 PM

upvote 'Toluene' eliminated 'arsenic'.

2007 March 13—08:38 PM
   
'Toluene' writes,
2007 March 13—05:52 PM

Hey tried to kill a friend I intervened and killed him

   
'arsenic' writes,
2007 March 13—07:07 PM

My target knew I was after him and he suckered me in and got me killed

upvote 'Rambo' eliminated 'Fluke'.

2007 March 13—08:38 PM
   
'Rambo' writes,
2007 March 13—05:35 PM

Outside the caf; no chance

   
'Rambo' writes,
2007 March 13—05:36 PM

so quick he could only walk away stunned…

upvote 'Pickles' eliminated 'Blitz_02'.

2007 March 13—08:38 PM
   
'Pickles' writes,
2007 March 13—05:13 PM

Well I guess he didn’t know he was playing…Man, he was elsuive the past two days though!

   
'Pickles' writes,
2007 March 13—05:13 PM

Killed in between library and atrium

upvote Keep reporting eliminations...

2007 March 13—05:03 PM

If you have been eliminated…be sure you select the correct info in the reports, otherwise I cannot publish them.

Remember to report your eliminations…

Also remember our game does not include the ability to defensively eliminate a player.

Keep watching the score page for updates on who is winning…

See you at the pond at 9:30 sharp!

upvote 'Menno Brethren' eliminated 'pimpdaddyfolife'.

2007 March 13—05:00 PM
   
2007 March 13—04:58 PM

The mennonites are on the loose! I got him with borshe

upvote 'Batman' eliminated 'Scorpion'.

2007 March 13—05:00 PM
   
'Batman' writes,
2007 March 13—04:44 PM

I was standing on top of a building with my batlight, then I saw someone attacking a innocent helpless victim so I flew down and attacked him, 3 down, the rest to go

upvote 'Tammerlane' eliminated 'JACE'.

2007 March 13—05:00 PM
   
'Tammerlane' writes,
2007 March 13—04:08 PM

sometimes, plans are unnecessary. Traps can end up being useless when your prey walks into your arms. I caught him walking to class and sprayed him quick and easy. It was all over in a flash. Props to him for being a good sport.

upvote 'Santa Clause' eliminated 'wang chung'.

2007 March 13—05:00 PM
   
'Santa Clause' writes,
2007 March 13—03:56 PM

upvote 'arsenic' eliminated 'peterko'.

2007 March 13—03:08 PM
   
'arsenic' writes,
2007 March 13—02:45 PM

he thought he knew who was after him

upvote 'Santa Clause' eliminated '8/9 upper'.

2007 March 13—03:08 PM
   
'Santa Clause' writes,
2007 March 13—01:43 PM

I was eating lunch in the caf. and when I was about to leave, Lu was looking for a table to sit at. I have talked to Lu a number of times before, so it wasnt strange for him to come over and sit with me. I just waited him out. and when he said lets go. I followed him out of the caf and said, “Im sorry Lu” and shot him. Lu frustraitedly crupled up his mission card and threw it, and said. “there is my next target, go get him.” so after I chaised my next guy down and killed him. it occured to me that Lu suddenly wanted to go because he saw his next target and was preparing to kill him, but I luckley took his kill and gave my dorm, 5 LOWER, two more points.

upvote 'Tre' eliminated 'The Mennonite'.

2007 March 13—03:08 PM
   
'Tre' writes,
2007 March 13—01:43 PM

I was watching him in the caf today at lunch. He was attempting to be sneaky by going into the parking garage to get away. I tracked him on the outside of the library and ran to my dorm. I then walked into the 6 lower stairwell waiting for my target. My heart began to beat faster as I heard his wet shoes tredding on the damp ground. When he approached the door, I slammed it open and took him out. A very successful stalk and kill, if I do say so myself.

   
'The Mennonite' writes,
2007 March 13—01:54 PM

I saw the hunter waiting at the always suspecting caf doors. So I with my wits at hand, I took an expected detour. I, thinking escape was achieved, stealthly crept toward my fortress. However, as I approached the gates I saw my stalker enter, and suspected nothing. As I was entering my domain I was robbed of my life. I saw my life pass before my eyes as the final blow was dealt to me and I proclaimed “Next year is the year of the Mennonite!”

upvote 'Batman' eliminated 'tHe HitMaN'.

2007 March 13—03:08 PM
   
'Batman' writes,
2007 March 13—01:14 PM

Grabbed a little snack after class to sit and wait for my prey. Then I pulled some ninja moves and attacked. 2 down, the rest to go.

upvote 'The Sackville-Baggins' eliminated 'Gimpy'.

2007 March 13—10:17 AM
   
2007 March 13—09:25 AM

On Monday, March 12, 2007

upvote 'Fluke' eliminated 'Mullet'.

2007 March 13—12:47 AM
   
'Fluke' writes,
2007 March 12—07:32 PM
   
'Fluke' writes,
2007 March 12—07:32 PM

upvote 'Santa Clause' eliminated 'Twirls'.

2007 March 12—07:23 PM
   
'Santa Clause' writes,
2007 March 12—07:13 PM

upvote 'Hiro' eliminated 'devilstomper'.

2007 March 12—07:23 PM
   
'Hiro' writes,
2007 March 12—07:12 PM

upvote 'Lethargic Fugitive' eliminated '4 8 15 16 23 42'.

2007 March 12—06:51 PM
   
2007 March 12—06:39 PM

With great hunger for my first taste of blood, I found a seat in the cafeteria with my dorm through the supper rush, as we scoped out our targets. Finally, Jonathan emerged, and fortunately he found a table nearby to me. I had a friend observing his movements as he arose from his meal and headed towards the door. Along with his body- guard, he nervously waited by the exit, so I quickly exited by a different route and non- challantly stood near the path to Douglas chatting with others searching for their target. Suddenly Jonathan began running urgently down the path towards me…so I intercepted him along way and he lost his life.

upvote 'cantthinkofone' eliminated 'ohhenry'.

2007 March 12—06:51 PM
   
2007 March 12—06:16 PM

i was eating dinner at the caf when I saw him buy food and leave for drama practice through the atrium..i ran out of the caf and cut him off outside the atrium doors..he ran and i ran after him..as i got him wet, he slipped on the muddy lawn and got mud all over his pants, dropped his books, and his plateful of steak and veggies..i felt bad..

upvote 'Twirls' eliminated 'adanaC'.

2007 March 12—06:51 PM
   
'Twirls' writes,
2007 March 12—06:14 PM

was eating dinner. Upon finishing dinner noticed target’s friends (found his friends from facebook pictures) sit down. Waited for target to join them. Target joined them. Decided upona second dinner to kill time. At 1800 hours target got up to leave. Followed from distance and took the kill. Day 1 highly productive.

upvote 'kenny' eliminated 'silentbutdeadly'.

2007 March 12—06:51 PM
   
'kenny' writes,
2007 March 12—05:58 PM

he was walking and i got him… thats it… no fun stuff

upvote 'Akira' eliminated 'President Jonny Raymond'.

2007 March 12—06:51 PM
   
'Akira' writes,
2007 March 12—05:19 PM

The strident chirping of the afternoon birds was the only harbinger of the atrocities to come. I stood from a fellow friends window and watched intently as my target strode briskly back from lunch. Interesting…it seems his daily eating schedule had shifted. Hot dog in hand, he seemed to give little notice to the sun’s life- giving rays. In seconds I bounded, weapon in hand, down the stairs and to the door. “I’m sorry Curtis.” I said (kinda). He had no time to respond – I pulled the trigger and released his fate. I then apologized and sauntered slowly back to my room. My first kill.

upvote 'Leo' eliminated 'black stallion'.

2007 March 12—06:51 PM
   
'Leo' writes,
2007 March 12—05:09 PM

I found Chimdi Nwosu in the front of the douglas building and i killed him

upvote 'death' eliminated 'fishin' in the dark'.

2007 March 12—06:51 PM
   
'death' writes,
2007 March 12—04:31 PM

Starting off the game Gerrit wasn’t all to pumped for it, ‘sure it’ll be fun’ he thought, but wasn’t really serious about it. That was before he got two kills. He was ready for anything after that, keeping his water bottle at his side at all times and keeping a wary eye out, he thought he was invincible. That was until his lot fell to death. He was on his way to Physics, keeping a quick pace and wary eye. Nothing could surprise him. He had it planned out, walk through as many buildings as possible, and take the closest entrance to them possible. It almost worked. As he was approaching the steps to Neufeld, thinking he was in a safety zone, he let his guard down, and didn’t look back, until it was too late. He heard death approaching quickly, he knew his time was up. In a last attempt to escape he reaches for the door knobs to get in, only to have his blood spattered on the window. His time had come, death was imminent, and his fate had befallen him. This is only the first of many ‘deaths’ to happen. So watch your back. Even though death may not get you itself, you can be sure somewhere along the lines, it was behind the plan.

Starting off the game Gerrit wasn't all to pumped for it, 'sure it'll be fun' he thought, but wasn't really serious about it. That was before he got two kills. He was ready for anything after that, keeping his water bottle at his side at all times and keeping a wary eye out, he thought he was invincible. That was until his lot fell to death. He was on his way to Physics, keeping a quick pace and wary eye. Nothing could surprise him. He had it planned out, walk through as many buildings as possible, and take the closest entrance to them possible.  It almost worked. As he was approaching the steps to Neufeld, thinking he was in a safety zone, he let his guard down, and didn't look back, until it was too late. He heard death approaching quickly, he knew his time was up. In a last attempt to escape he reaches for the door knobs to get in, only to have his blood spattered on the window. His time had come, death was imminent, and his fate had befallen him. This is only the first of many 'deaths' to happen. So watch your back. Even though death may not get you itself, you can be sure somewhere along the lines, it was behind the plan.

upvote 'Ennsinator' eliminated 'The Devistator'.

2007 March 12—04:22 PM
   
'Ennsinator' writes,
2007 March 12—04:14 PM

I killed him coming back from the caf at like 2.

upvote 'Batman' eliminated 'Amazing'.

2007 March 12—04:22 PM
   
'Batman' writes,
2007 March 12—04:10 PM

1 down, the rest to go

upvote 'Nevada' eliminated 'Cheese'.

2007 March 12—04:22 PM
   
'Nevada' writes,
2007 March 12—03:59 PM

On his way back from ES. Didn’t even really know who his target was, just that he was playing.

   
'Cheese' writes,
2007 March 12—04:19 PM

Well, I am ticked!! I blame the sunshine! Who doesnt want to be outside?!! Actually no, I blame housing!!! I was paying my deposit 200 bucks well I guess 202 now (I am adding my opps fee to it now)!!! Either way there is no way this is the fault of my lacking skills, cause Chuck Norris is my father!!!

upvote 'swordsinline' eliminated 'Chavvy McChaverson. CHAV!'.

2007 March 12—03:56 PM
   
'swordsinline' writes,
2007 March 12—03:55 PM

Luck would have it that as I went outside to watch my colleague make his kill, my target came casually walking across the campus towards me. I played it cool, pretending to be looking for around the corner of Douglas for someone else. Then I slowly approached, engaging in chat chat, only to shoot a line of death his way. [sorry ketchum, the defensive kill doesn’t swing for this game]

upvote 'Uncle Sam' eliminated 'chodeman'.

2007 March 12—03:56 PM
   
'Uncle Sam' writes,
2007 March 12—03:39 PM

My nimble messenger emerged from the depths of the weight training room, risking his very life, with fragile information: John Morrison was in attendance that day in class and was en route to the rebel base. He swiftly overtook the enemy and relied this intelligence to me. Little did the “rebel scum” know that he was walking into a trap. I awaited him in the lounge and intercepted at the back door. With a confused and terrified expression on his face he breathed his last (metaphorically speaking). Reluctantly he handed over the name of his never- to- be victim and proceeded into Douglas with his tail between his legs (also metaphorically speaking). I send my regards and utmost thanks to my messenger.

Don’t forget, it’s 2006 Tax Collection time; John didn’t pay, and look what happened to him. Uncle Sam wants you.

upvote 'Doug' eliminated 'calvin'.

2007 March 12—03:09 PM
   
'Doug' writes,
2007 March 12—03:02 PM

I had no idea who Jordan was, just that he was from douglas north. I spotted someone walking across campus that was from north douglas so I ran up to him and asked if he was Jordan. He replied yes, and with that answer I killed him on the spot. Jordan was a good sport. Better luck next time.

upvote 'swordsinline' eliminated 'Guestavo'.

2007 March 12—03:09 PM
   
'swordsinline' writes,
2007 March 12—03:01 PM

He was in my class. I followed him out and bamn!

End of Story

upvote 'Pickles' eliminated 'Nutrition'.

2007 March 12—03:09 PM
   
'Pickles' writes,
2007 March 12—03:00 PM

Sorry bud; head down; no chance. :)

   
'Pickles' writes,
2007 March 12—03:01 PM

right in front Douglas entrance; whammo.

upvote .

2007 March 12—02:58 PM

upvote 'Atlantis' eliminated 'Sumo'.

2007 March 12—02:56 PM
   
'Atlantis' writes,
2007 March 12—02:52 PM

As he left his dorm, I followed. He went through the mailroom, but I guessed his intended destination, and took an alternate route. We made eye contact upon rounding a corner and after a chase sequence, he met his demise.

upvote 'Nevada' eliminated 'kahuna'.

2007 March 12—02:56 PM
   
'Nevada' writes,
2007 March 12—02:42 PM

I left for class early.

After descending to 4 Lower, I turned to my left and started down the long dark hall. Seconds before I reached my target’s door, he emerged, locked it, and started down the hall just ahead of me.

As we reached the far door, he fiddled in his pack for his bottle. I took a moment to prepare my weapon.

We stept out in to the light and I released him from his fears.

   
'Nevada' writes,
2007 March 12—02:43 PM

Thanks Steve for my new target. Bad turn of luck for you man. :S

upvote 'Tre' eliminated 'nee'.

2007 March 12—02:41 PM
   
'Tre' writes,
2007 March 12—02:40 PM

He was walking out of the gym right before chapel. Just goes to show what happens to heathens.

upvote 'arsenic' eliminated 'The Common Cold'.

2007 March 12—02:37 PM
   
'arsenic' writes,
2007 March 12—02:16 PM

He was enjoyin the sunshine

upvote 'rolan' eliminated 'Ohad'.

2007 March 12—02:37 PM
   
'rolan' writes,
2007 March 12—02:14 PM

There he was… eating in front of me in the caf. I had to go to my class, so I got up and started walking. I had no water. I left through the atrium doors, and saw a birdbath. My hands cupped and scooped some water, and I searched and stalked him… His name was __.

upvote Clarification of safe spaces

2007 March 12—01:31 PM

Hey guys,

There have been some questions about safe zones…so I will make this clarification…it has also been reflected in the rules.

Campus buildings are safe zones…with these exceptions.

Douglas Lower Lounge (all the time it is free game) Fraser Lower Lounge (during Lounge Hours) Northwest Lower Lounge (during Lounge Hours)

Safe zones include:

Classrooms, outdoor class events, club/varsity athletic events and practices, chapel, cafeteria, library, Atrium etc. etc.

Also…the game is only played on TWU land…so Starbucks is not a place that works.

Let me know if there are other questions…

Hope you are having fun!!

See you tonight at 9:30 in the Lower Lounge…SHARP

upvote 'ohhenry' eliminated 'North Lower'.

2007 March 12—01:26 PM
   
'ohhenry' writes,
2007 March 12—12:44 PM

I wet his pants.

upvote 'Nicollo Machiavelli' eliminated 'Nuclear Gerbil'.

2007 March 12—01:26 PM
   
2007 March 12—12:27 PM

Well, after a failed stake out after class and after chapel, I aimlessly walked over to the Caf and sat down with two friends (or at least, I tried to appear to be nice and loving (Long Live Me, Nicollo Machiavelli)). After a dashing conversation about Mission Ops (which I appeared to be interested in talking about, but I could really care less (Long Live Me, Nicollo Machiavelli)), my dear friend and target prepared to leave. I then appeared to be interested in a gentlemen going into the men’s washroom, so, I said: “I must go. There are matters of the state I need to attend to.” I got up to leave, and my target had no idea he had eaten his last lunch with his soon to be killer. Being the fine man that I am, I waited outside for my fake target. Upon exiting the Palace of King So of Dexho, my target’s accomplice glared suspiciously at me. And of course, I appeared jovial making him think I was still waiting for my target. At the best possible moment, I pulled up my long tunic and charged at my target, drenching him (somewhat) with my water. (Long Live Me, Nicollo Machiavelli). After the kill, we jovially walked back and he stated: “I hate you!”

To which I replied jovially, “I’m sorry. Take a class from Cal Townsend and you shall learn the true knowledge of Nicollo Machiavelli.”

My question for you is, is it better to be loved or hated?

Appearances can be deceiving.

   
2007 March 12—12:35 PM

I, the Nuclear Gerbil, hereby state before all men that Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli is a poopface. And if that seems like a less- than- scholarly insult, I don’t care.

In my killer’s book, the Discourse on the First Ten Books of Titus Livy (which comprise the early history of Rome), he writes that “Doubtless these means [of attaining power] are cruel and destructive…and neither Christian nor even human, and should be avoided by every one…” Book II, Chapter XXXXVVIII

I agree whole- heartedly with Mister Niccolò Machiavelli. He was doubtless cruel and destructive as he carried out his deed of treachery. But while he acted out of sheer evil, as a nice Amish man I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek. I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well…’cause I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell.

Signed:

The Nuclear Gerbil

upvote 'Gimpy' eliminated 'Eugene'.

2007 March 12—01:26 PM
   
'Gimpy' writes,
2007 March 12—11:13 AM

I ran! He ran! He got Killed!

upvote 'Hiro' eliminated 'iKart'.

2007 March 12—01:26 PM
   
'Hiro' writes,
2007 March 12—11:08 AM

upvote 'fishin' in the dark' eliminated 'BigSexy'.

2007 March 12—10:08 AM
   
2007 March 12—10:05 AM

His breakfast break backfired on him. Who’s next.

upvote The first elimination has been reported...do not forget to report your status...

2007 March 12—10:02 AM

Hey guys,

The first person has been reported eliminated. Remember now to report your eliminations and respond to them if you are eliminated.

A few more latecomers joined this morning…I believe I telephoned anyone involved in that change…but just double check.

Looks like Boot Camp may be less soggy than we imagined! See you tonight.

upvote 'Dwight Schrute' eliminated 'Ryu'.

2007 March 12—10:08 AM
   
2007 March 12—09:56 AM

I befriended him, and kept him company during breakfast. He didn’t suspect a thing until he felt the water.

upvote 'fishin' in the dark' eliminated 'Leonidas'.

2007 March 12—09:56 AM
   
2007 March 12—12:49 AM

the first of many kills is accomplished.

upvote The game now begins! Double check your target.

2007 March 12—12:00 AM

Hey guys,

Sorry about all the announcements…

The game has now begun…

Double check your target as some have changed with the latest additions.

Have fun!

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