Location: University of Illinois (uiuc.edu) http://www.uiuc.edu/
'Duff Man' killed 'John Galt'
I knew my time had come the moment my assassin came up to me and asked my name. In a futile attempt to prevent my imminent demise, I whipped out my spoon, only about thirty seconds after I’d been swiftly stabbed in my side. I looked on in horror, but by then, it was too late. And so John Galt died inside Kam’s.
THE END
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'Fiddy Cent' killed 'zevun'
Fiddy was coding in da lab, as rappers typically do, when suddenly his target sat down behind him. Fiddy did not know him, but Fiddy knew about his famous blue jacket. Fiddy was nervous, with sweat dripping down da side of his face as he quickly confirmed da target’s identity with Facebook. He reached for his weapon of choice, da handgun, but then changed his mind and in one swift move stabbed da victim on his left chest. He was careful to clean off da blood that splattered all over da victim’s computer, but eelnx1.ews.uiuc.edu will never be quite da same from this day on…
Erm I can only say I was distracted by a Machine Problem… MPs are evil… Plus I thought he was being nice and offering me a spoon with which to solve my MP.
Erm… MPs are evil… I was having trouble with one when Fiddy Cent tapped me on my shoulder. I thot he was going to help me, so I turned around. He pulled out a spoon, and my last thoughts were “How is a spoon going to help me with my MP?” “And yay if I die no MP forever!”
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'John Galt' killed 'Dispatcher'
Tuesday Afternoon, the future looks bright. My would- be assassin coyly requests help with MATLAB programming. A third party assassin dispatches my assailant minutes before he could execute his vile plan. Believing I was safe (since I didn’t know who was after me), I let my two colleagues finish their business after they asked to be left aloe. Seconds after I left, the killer chased me down and made small talk. Like an innocent one- winged dove I fell for the bait and let my guard down. After positioning me against the wall, the cruel villain exacted his/her second kill in 2 minutes as I fell to the ground. For my last moments I thought about how precious life really is.
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'young jeezy' killed 'deez'
I lured the target to Grainger Library on the fourth floor with the help of my cellphone and my looks and charm and then once he/she started to swoon, I metaphorically stabbed in the back (or spooned the target).
I was tricked and killed in an elevator where I had nowhere to run.
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At Kam’s, I stood there, trying to find my target… I didn’t want to confuse her with her twin. I knew that I had only one chance to get her. As I started inquiring, I only needed one hint to find my target. In exchange for my intentions I was able to locate the target from a secret source, even though she might have been tipped off about my presence. Her reactions had been slowed from the alcohol, and I was behind everyone present. As I confirmed her name, I drew my weapon of choice, a borrowed spoon, silent, and untraceable, and and went straight for the kidneys. I killed the one that had taken out three assasins before. With this victory, I am ready to find my next target.