jeff was killed with a spoon to the back while eating a delicous sandwhich from manhattan bagel.

Yesterday afternoon as I sat in the lounge pondering how to kill my target,I came to the sudden realization that my target and I shared one thing in commmon that would inevitably lead to his downfall, we work together. After completing a quick sketch of how the assination would occur, I called our boss and asked her to call this person and request he come into work for a meeting at around 6:30. After that all I had to do was wait. As I sat by the bback door inside our place of work with water gun and spoon in hand waiting for my victim to arrive, I suddenly realized i had underestimated my target. Sam airing on the side of caution had entered through the front door waterguns in hand already on the defensive. Unfortunatley for Sam, I am quick on my feet and quickly hid my gun and spoon and approached my target unarmed. After gaining his trust Sam began to walk around behind the counter, it was then that the attack occured. With one quick shot to the heart Sam was dead. And although he tried to defend himself he just was not quick enough. Sorry Sam! RIP.

After a failed attempt earlier on in the night, and after my identity of secret assasin was made public I remained vigil. As ‘casanova’ was leaving the basement door at the Gowen- MacDonald residence her guard was let down momentarily as she hung back to wish me a good night and boast that, now, she was surely going to win. Unfortunately, and much to her dismay I had kept a spoon with me and all others in the vicinity were looking towards there door and onwards into the night. ‘casanova’ could not regain the attention of the potential spectators and was killed while pathetically screaming for help.

As i was facing the door ready to walk out, ‘casanova’ grabbed me and turned me around to face ‘YeeeBoyeeee’ who was ready to kill her. I did see it…sorry ‘YeeeBoyeeee’