Player 'kill-shot'

of Creighton Paranoia Spring 2006

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Player Info
Alias: 'kill-shot'
Status: Dead
Points: 0

History

upvote 'stealthy swansonite' killed 'kill-shot'

2006 March 22—04:31 PM
   

i was fashioning a terracotta pot when i observed the target slinking around sippin at a root beer float…he looked sneaky,but i’m sneakier. so i followed him up through the kfc…he stopped to check out the baseball players for awhile (err…a LONG time) and i waited patiently behind a pillar. in the brief moments between the doors of the kfc and swanson i stunned him with the hit! booyah!

   
'kill-shot' writes,

So I’m walking from the Library to the Bookstore, minding my own business, when I see Ice Cream. Naturally, I stop to grab a bite, and it was this time that I ran into one ‘stealthy swansonite’. She said hello and tried to coerce me into making a pot with her. In reality, she was plotting to keep me in her sight until she could stick me. Anyway, I leave to go to the bookstore. On my way out, I happen to come across the baseball team, practicing in the gym. I scanned the players to see if I could spot Blake Cover (a fellow SBST’er). I didn’t, so I resumed my journey to the bookstore. It was as I was crossing the middle- ground between Skutt and Swanson that my worst fears were realized. [My assassin] ran up to me and did a very not nice thing. She stuck me with that stupid green sticker.

And here are my dying words

Oh [assassin], noble [assassin] You stuck upon me my death, In the form of green ice. - – so cold - – so ruthless May the good knight avenge my death Either in this life or the next

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