Player 'm. wonder'

of Creighton Paranoia Spring 2006

Information

Player Info
Alias: 'm. wonder'
Status: Dead
Points: 4
Last point on: 2006 April 20—12:07 PM

History

upvote 'Death' killed 'm. wonder'

2006 April 21—01:30 PM
   
'Death' writes,

“Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.” – Gladiator

For over three weeks I have stalked, hunted, and attempted to set up my target for disappearence. But the power of Dustin’s complete lack of any life outside Swanson Hall proved too much for even Death to defeat easily. Things were not made easier when he discovered that I had him as a target two weeks ago, either. I had nearly begun to despair, when today a friend called and informed me that Dustin was standing outside for the hot dog eating contest. I hurried down and easily stickered him, to the delight of the assembled crowd. Of course, Dustin tried to convince me that this was the easiest way to kill him, that I could wait for a more challenging opportunity. He had a point… but after this long, I pretty much don’t care. We students have to go outside every day for class; it is only right that he should be fair game during the (very) few times he is required to set foot outdoors.

It was not a complex, impressive, or even truly honorable stickering, but I’ll take it. Death comes for everyone in the end, RDs included.

So smile, Dustin. Smile.

   
'm. wonder' writes,

I was trying to be a good supporter of our community. I was promised that I wasn’t being set up and I was told we would call for a Truce for 1/2 an hour to keep it from turinging into a blood bath, but that was not the case… I was stuck and I was stuck hard!

upvote 'm. wonder' killed 'vercingetorix, king of gauls'

2006 April 21—01:30 PM
   
'm. wonder' writes,

M. Wonder is on a roll. I saw my target finishing with an early lunch and decided I shouldn’t pass up the opportunity. I was with my lunch date, and asked if she wanted to see a massive sneaky stickering of an unsuspecting target. She laughed and said “yes” much to my suprise. So as he walked by with out even noticing me below him I followed him out the door and quickly scampered up to him and stuck him with my green dot! His face was priceless…. he looked with total shock as he had no idea he was just taken out of the game. It wasn’t unitl his friend pointed out the sticker on his shoulder that he had realized M. Wonder stuck again.

upvote 'm. wonder' killed 'Florida9'

2006 April 20—09:09 AM
   
'm. wonder' writes,

Well, I tricked her, and she believed me. It is unfair, really unfair.

   
'Florida9' writes,

He tricked me. Flat out tricked me and I didn’t see it coming… I should have known….

upvote 'm. wonder' killed 'Someone 2'

2006 April 14—08:13 AM
   
'm. wonder' writes,

This report is actually about Lucija Bajzer…

She was coming back from dinner off campus, I knew she would be coming back, so I watched. I walked out the door and welcomed her back and put the green dot on her… she smiled and said “oh well.”

upvote 'm. wonder' killed 'Someone'

2006 April 13—08:48 PM
   
'm. wonder' writes,

I’ve had so many chances, but passed them by because I thought she new I had her… well, it turns out she had no idea. Thanks Rosie…

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