We decided to end our game and awarded prizes to the participants with the most kills.

I feel bad…but its only a game, right?

sorry hayley

I saw him, i tagged him…..eventhough he cheated the last time i tagged him.

I was walking from my third class in a row to my next meeting. After being unable to locate my target for weeks I slipped into a stupor and forgot about the fact that someone was out to get me. This gave my stalker the chance to get me. Although little did I know my target was also my stalker. As I have been watching his name slide through my group never making the connection. Congradulations on another kill and ending the group 6 game.

I ran after her – it was her but I called out the wrong name. I’m such an idiot!! But too bad, she’s out…

I made her disappear

“Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.” – Gladiator

For over three weeks I have stalked, hunted, and attempted to set up my target for disappearence. But the power of Dustin’s complete lack of any life outside Swanson Hall proved too much for even Death to defeat easily. Things were not made easier when he discovered that I had him as a target two weeks ago, either. I had nearly begun to despair, when today a friend called and informed me that Dustin was standing outside for the hot dog eating contest. I hurried down and easily stickered him, to the delight of the assembled crowd. Of course, Dustin tried to convince me that this was the easiest way to kill him, that I could wait for a more challenging opportunity. He had a point… but after this long, I pretty much don’t care. We students have to go outside every day for class; it is only right that he should be fair game during the (very) few times he is required to set foot outdoors.

It was not a complex, impressive, or even truly honorable stickering, but I’ll take it. Death comes for everyone in the end, RDs included.

So smile, Dustin. Smile.

M. Wonder is on a roll. I saw my target finishing with an early lunch and decided I shouldn’t pass up the opportunity. I was with my lunch date, and asked if she wanted to see a massive sneaky stickering of an unsuspecting target. She laughed and said “yes” much to my suprise. So as he walked by with out even noticing me below him I followed him out the door and quickly scampered up to him and stuck him with my green dot! His face was priceless…. he looked with total shock as he had no idea he was just taken out of the game. It wasn’t unitl his friend pointed out the sticker on his shoulder that he had realized M. Wonder stuck again.

Well, I tricked her, and she believed me. It is unfair, really unfair.

many times i had seen my target pass by, and there i was without a sticker. but this time.. he wasn’t so lucky.

She final walked past me when i was in the lobby. I followed her outside and said this was for you. She moaned as she twisted in horror.

This report is actually about Lucija Bajzer…

She was coming back from dinner off campus, I knew she would be coming back, so I watched. I walked out the door and welcomed her back and put the green dot on her… she smiled and said “oh well.”

I’ve had so many chances, but passed them by because I thought she new I had her… well, it turns out she had no idea. Thanks Rosie…

I was walking late to class and spotted him enjoying the beautiful weather, and stuck him.

I was enjoying the weather outside while studying with my friends when along comes anne. Anne stops and talks to us…while i put the sticker on…game over!

she just happened to cross my path… another one bites the dust

i waited. i succeeded.

I was walking back from work and after weeks of disparment i finally saw me targer.. so just like that i got her. and that was that.

And to complete their mockery of my cool and calculated persona, the false gods united my assassin and I on the mall (before I could even do my Facebook research): a duel to the death.

He says, “There ain’t room enough in this Swanson for the both of us.” I says, “You no good derty varmint, hitch hike yer way oughta town”. A tumbleweed rolled away between us.

Sheriff Schlegle, knowing my reputation as a sure bet for victory, turned to a squirrel and suggested that they “better start carvin’ Josh’s name in a stone”.

The rest is history.

Good round Josh. Thanks for going with class.

Those false gods must find it fun to laugh at my calculated plans. Instead they find it fun to run me into my target at the Deis this morning, whom I simply tracked through Swanson and out into the glorious sunshine. I would pay decent money for the security video of this one: “are you Nicolas Villanueva?”...”OH MY GOD!”. A quick step later and Nicolas was no more.

He made a valiant effort and managed to cruise indoors during every other one of our meetings on the mall.

I was just walking along on my way to class and there he was right next to me. So I grabbed my sticker and “disappeared” him. Nothing special.

So i was studying like a good Creighton student in the student center with my friends when i saw my target in the distance entering Jack and Eds. Right when i noticed her, i asked around for a sticker. At first I was in no luck but then I saw another friend, who is very good at this game may i add, and she had a whole stash…letting me take one. After I got the sticker, I waited FOR- EV- ER until she starting leaving Jack and Eds. She walked all the through the KFC, even stopped and talked to a couple of people, while i either found someone else to talk to or slowed down while keeping my target nearby. I even was walking next to her at one point in the kfc. She then exited the kfc while i said, “ohhh wait i have something for you” and then she disappeared while gasping her last words, “I didnt even think about it”

I was tracking her forever, oh maybe like 2 minutes. but then she was feet away from swanson so i sprinted and caught her just seconds before she was safe. i made her disappear

I saw Cat waiting in the Swanson lobby with Kara before their soccer game. I secretly grabbed a sticker and waited until they were walking out the door…then I made my move! I ran after her, pretty much risking my own life as I was chasing her down! I wished her good luck for their game…and sure enough they won! Congrats and sorry about your “disappearance”!!

This is no April Fools joke… there she stood in her vivacious green shirt and I nabbed her with a sticker of the same shade!

I asked around and found out my target wasn’t going to be at the out door event I was. Much to my suprise I saw her walk by not 3 minutes later! What luck, I finally see her outside. I pounced and hugged/stuck. Good to go…

Yet again, on an unpredicted, unplanned excursion the false gods looked down upon me…and smiled. I was on my way down to late night and I happened upon our stellar goal keeper. Casually asking him about the upcoming game, I approached him sticker in hand. Realizing his fate, he tried to run, thereby exhibiting why he’s the goalie and doesn’t have to run much. I caught him.

Good luck this season Matt.

I walked into the Swanson Lobby and noticed that Susan was hanging around, tantalizing close to the outdoors. Asking a favor from an old friend, he lured her outside where I proceeded to quickly dispatch of her with a sticker from her own desk. What a web of deceit we men can weave…

As I was walking from the degleman circle, I caught him on his way to dinner and the McGloin Bash party. I snuck up behind him and the rest is history.

I was on my way to the Mr. Deglman pageant when I saw Jess walk out of Swanson wearing shoes that looked impossible to run in. I knew that my moment had come. With the speed of a leopard chasing down a young gazelle on the Tanzanian savannah, I gave chase. Both because I had to catch Jess and because I didn’t want to be late for the pageant, which was excellent.

Aint nothing but a chicken wing when it comes to this sort of stuff for SoSikk…... watch out yall

I was walking to lacrosse practice and I saw her. I finally saw her. I have been looking for her forever.

I was going to get an override when I saw this wonderful person walking outside the COBA building. She had high heels on and a backpack. She had no way to run and I stuck her with a sticker. I finally got her.

I saw him in the morning but he was safe in the building. Walking back to the Swanson, I was fortunate enough to have him pass by me after just exiting the building. I stuck him.

He was smoking… i stuck him….said smoking kills

I am in my room when I get a tip on my target. “She is heading pass Deglman in a green sweatshirt” he says. I rush outside to see no one in a green sweatshirt. I head towards the street in my pajamas looking for my target when I see her. She has already crossed the street and I have a “do not walk sign.” Luckily she is conversing with friends when I go up to her and say “__ Sorry,” and stick her. I make a quick exit hearing her say, “You little runt.” I smile.

No, we at a Jesuit University don’t believe in or worship Greek gods and goddesses, but what a better tribute to the greatest warrior of Swanson Hall to be named: Ares Bellona. Not only acquiring the name of the god of war, but also the goddess of war in a compound, dual- action, one- two punch, that just took out Kelly Orbik.

After checking the RA rounds, stalking her during her supposed round times, waiting around the CCSJ, knowing time and place of our RA meeting, and patiently awaiting her crossing of Swagleman Plaza…I still was without a kill. It took an extremely unlikely encounter of incredible timing for me to finally strike Kelly’s name from the list.

My favorite part was when she, realizing her defeat in the ten yards between Swanson and the KFC, asked me “you don’t have a sticker…do you?”. Although no one else was out at that odd hour, I had my sticker in hand with a feeling that God might just love me a little extra after a grueling test.

“Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me…” – Emily Dickinson

I was fortunate enough to have my lab TA as my first target, making the kill an easy one. I waited outside Swanson under the pretense of having a cigarette (only fitting that Death should be a smoker) and tagged him as he walked out to go to class.

I happened to run across my target while leaving the Student Center, so I hid out one floor above her, anticipating that she would leave via the KFC on her way back to Swanson. When she and her friend entered the KFC, I left the Student Center and ran outside to the entrance to the KFC. She walked through the doors and I stuck her.

It was completely lucky. I turned around and there she was.

I was walking down the mall from my class and talking with some friends. In mid sentence I noticed my target and gracefully attacked her. I made her disappear. She then told me her she had which was my new target. I happened to turn around and see her. So I gracefully attacked her as well and made her disappear!

It was a dark and stormy night, I convinced Campbell to take a study break to partake in a Shi- shah. We walked in the rain down to the Gazebo, where he set it up. I turned around and pulled the sticker out of my pocket and said to him “it must be down” he screamed in agony as he disappeared. Screaming “Et tu Brute, et tu!” Whats done is done and i dont regret it one bit. Count it, that’s three.

Louis was headed out for a night with his friends, when I walked up and asked him his name, leaving a green sticker on his back.

we were both doing our thang at relay for life…i had talked with my target a few times during the evening and then saw her deciding to head out. i waited in the foyer area with the sticker ready… after awhile she finally exited and i nabbed her! she cried out, “stealthy swansonite, i thought we were friends!!” oh, we are shannon…but your time had come…

It all started Wednesday with the game. I had no idea who my target was, but after extensive research on facebook I was able to find her and identify recognizable features. The next step was to plan my attack, little did I know she would fall right into my hands. While participating in the most excellent Relay for Life I noticed my target enter the KFC. She was also a participant, so that is where my plan began to unfold. I stalked her merclessly for 12 hours slowly walking, skipping, spining behind her. I even watched her in a pie eating contest just to make sure that I did not miss my opportunity. As the hour of Relay’s end approched my observations became more focused. I began watching every step just waiting for the perfect moment. And then it came! Relay’s end (with both of us severly laking in sleep after being up for nearly 24 hours)I was able to stay just one small step ahead of my target and got out of the KFC first. Now it was time to make my move. Under a polite cover I held the door for those exiting until I saw her, hands full, carrying a couch, exsausted from a night of good deeds and I could not resist. I got her right there as she exited the building. Sorry Jessica but the stocking had to end!

I was walking down the mall, and looked behind me(it’s getting to me),i turned back around and he was right there, i reached into my pocket and as he passed, stuck him, right in the chest.

After I found out who my target was, I used some sources to find out her whole class schedule…they dont call me stalker for nothing. Anyways back to the story…i had a friend wait by the fountain as a look out for Liz before she went to her class in Admin, while I was safe in the Admin building waiting for my source to give me a call. After a long time of waiting… i got a phone call from my source, before listening to my source, I hung up and went outside to find her. The only problem was I could not find her! But then in the distance i see my friend running towards me telling me that she is walking towards Swanson! So i put on my game face and sprinted towards her. Finally i got to her and stickered her right on the shoulder while saying got you!! Her face was priceless…the “ohh no im dead” face. And that all i have to say about that…

I herd his big feet walking down the stairs. I followed, he turned around i acted like i was on my cell phone. He walked out the door. i approached him from behind and said “here you go buddy this is for you” and i reached and stuck him.

I spotted Maureen Healy leaving the building at approximately 2:30 pm CST on Friday afternoon the 24th of March. I watched her from a far leave the building. I stealthily made my way to the door from which she exited. With her back turned to me, I sprinted a few steps and… STICKY!!!!

I killed her, i killed her good.

I looked up Nikki’s schedule on facebook and waited outside two of her classes. Unfortunately, I must have just missed her at both of them. But later in the day, I was hanging out in the lobby when I saw her quickly walk by. I waited until she was outside and then ran up behind her and tagged her. The next thing I knew, she was gone. Goodbye Nikki Zamora.

To my good fortune, I personally knew my target. I waited on her floor for a few hours in hopes of finding her. When she did appear, she went into her room, so I continued to wait. When she left her room, I followed her downstairs. I tried to follow her out of the building, but she doubled back and re- entered the Swanson Lobby. After waiting even longer she finally left and I tagged her. Apparently I need to work on my technique: she said that she was on to me for awhile before I got her.

The game coordinator, Elle Messer, has over- ruled this kill because of the excessive use of force. From now on, dragging people is not allowed in this game!

I had just walked into the Swanson lobby after a class and saw a friend of mine so I stopped to say hello. As I was saying goodbye to this friend and attempting to go to my room he suddenly grabbed me by the shoulders and pushed me outside. I struggled as much as I possibly could but he proved to be more powerful than myself. After a good couple minutes of struggling I was outside and was hit on the shoulder

I was on my way to class, and I decided I would like a cigarette. As I tried to light up, my assassin snuck up behind me and got me on the left shoulder. I always knew smoking would kill me.

i was fashioning a terracotta pot when i observed the target slinking around sippin at a root beer float…he looked sneaky,but i’m sneakier. so i followed him up through the kfc…he stopped to check out the baseball players for awhile (err…a LONG time) and i waited patiently behind a pillar. in the brief moments between the doors of the kfc and swanson i stunned him with the hit! booyah!

I waited in the computer lab till Jonathan walked out of Swanson then i followed and he said I was waiting for it to end.