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On Tuesday, March 28, 2006

upvote The game ended

2006 March 31—03:02 PM

'Jawbone' won the game by surviving. Congratulations, Jawbone!

upvote 'Jawbone' killed 'lethal intimidation'

2006 March 29—02:06 PM
   
'Jawbone' writes,

It seems as if Ms. Powell isn’t the professional assassin after all… All trained assassins know to never, ever let their guard down. Does Jack Bauer ever let up? I don’t think so. While she may have killed the most people, none of that matters if you don’t survive yourself. And in the middle of the crowd at the Switchfoot concert Amber let her gaurd down. She was completely unarmed and unaware of the potential for attack as I snuck behind her in the crowd, popped up and made a direct hit to her total surprise. One shot, plenty of witnesses, and Amber’s dead.

   

we are no longer friends…you are a spawn of satan who is just oozing with evil and drowning in deceit. why did they let you on staff? oh thats right, woz is your boss…makes sense now…

J/K!!! i’ll admit defeat. touche, mr. [assassin], touche

upvote 'lethal intimidation' killed 'Colossus'

2006 March 28—02:00 PM

Some time before 'lethal intimidation' died, she killed 'Colossus'. The players involved should report the details of the kill.

upvote Further Slaughter

2006 March 28—01:01 PM

The following players were removed from the game for failing to get any kills in the last four days (96 hours):

'Senor Nimbus' 'the soofinator' 'The Maravingein'

On Monday, March 27, 2006

upvote Slaughter of the Innocents

2006 March 27—01:17 PM

The following eight players were removed from the game for failing to get any kills in the last four days of game play:

'Wetting Puppy' 'Buckwheat' 'Slaughterdale' 'Sundance' 'pink panther' 'The Saint' 'Roxy' 'Beaner'

(Note: Six players were not removed because they are involved in pending reports.)

upvote 'Colossus' killed 'gamemaster'

2006 March 28—12:56 PM
   
'Colossus' writes,

well, Scott had just killed Jeremy Caldwell, who had just killed Robby Kassouf. I was worried about how to kill him. So all this went down in the canteen. I happened to see scott just kil Jeremy. So i rushed to get a cup of water, i tapped him on the shoulder and we almost poured water onn each other at the same time, but the guys at the table said i got him just before he got me. So it was definitely a coincidence kill.

upvote 'Jawbone' killed 'Comanche aka Navel Lint'

2006 March 27—08:25 PM
   
'Jawbone' writes,

Information Classified.

   

I knew who was coming and when but I let down my guard a little too soon to buy a pack of gum and then I got it in the back..

On Sunday, March 26, 2006

upvote 'lethal intimidation' killed 'magnolia'

2006 March 29—02:06 PM
   

After a meeting that my target and I both attended, Woz made a mad dash for the door. I suppose he was suspicious of someone at the meeting being his assassin. However he was stopped by another player in the game to strategize. As he was chatting away, I made my way out the back door to the front of the building, concealing myself from Woz’s sight. He had just finished threatening and trying to “intimidate” me that if I was ever assigned to kill him, then I should run away in fear because I would not want to kill him after reading his profile. I’m sure you can imagine the sense of joy and pleasure that was on my face when he walked out the front door only to meet his death. Woz, take a look at my alias…”lethal intimidation.” I have no fear. Better luck next time! MUAHAHAHA!

upvote 'lethal intimidation' killed 'Stardust'

2006 March 28—03:21 PM
   

I saw my target in the chow hall line. She was suspicious and had her weapon drawn, but I caught her when she wasn’t looking and fired right into her stomach.

On Friday, March 24, 2006

upvote 'magnolia' killed 'Slicer Sarah'

2006 March 26—10:14 AM
   
'magnolia' writes,

My target was very suspicious of friends and colleagues throughout the day. I placed a call to my target at approximately 1:45pm. I led her to believe I was someone else, someone she could trust. However, she was still hesitant and wanted to take every precaution. With two bodyguards in front of her to take the brunt of an ambush, I lured my target towards my vehicle. Her bodyguards began to relax, thinking that I couldn’t be her assassin. When the perfect opportunity presented itself, I landed two death blows with my weapon. Her bodyguards tried valiantly at the last second to jump in the path of the assault, but it was too late. The fatal blow had been delivered. All other details shall remain classified.

upvote 'lethal intimidation' killed 'Boogie'

2006 March 27—03:05 PM
   

When I was assigned this target, I didn’t know who he was. So I found out from someone that he played baseball, so I found his name and picture on the NGCSU baseball homepage. I recognized him and then made my way to the gym to see if he had a baseball game that weekend and to see if he was going to be around. I asked someone in the athletic training room if the baseball team had a game that day, and as they were checking, I saw my target walk right past me! I grabbed my weapon, and asked my target his name. As he turned around and answered me, I shot him with my water gun! He tried to run, but it was too late. His fate had already been sealed!

upvote 'Stardust' killed 'Boba Fett'

2006 March 25—10:14 PM
   
'Stardust' writes,

I snuck up behind Mr. Yoder and as he turned to look at me, I shot him in the chest on his waterproof jacket. Then I quickly ran away.

upvote 'Comanche aka Navel Lint' killed 'Virginia Slim'

2006 March 24—06:46 PM
   

She was sitting there all innocent and unsuspecting at the kickball signup table in chow. I came and asked how she was doing and then a spoon under the ribs finished my Mission. But her disappointed ghost will still be looking to kill the ghost of my next victim.

   
'Virginia Slim' writes,

Well, I guess I wasn’t cut out for this game. I was just sitting there in chow, minding my own business. My assassin walks up and I just start talking away. I definitely did not expect it and before I knew it, I was gone. :( Sad day.

upvote 'lethal intimidation' killed 'Big Bertha'

2006 March 25—11:01 AM
   

So there I was, driving around the drillfield, and I saw my target leave her dorm. I figured she was going to eat breakfast at chow, so I drove down to chow and waited to see if she was coming in. I waited inside chow for her to walk in, and I had my nalgene open ready to kill. I pretended like I was on the phone to prevent myself from looking suspicious. She walked in with a crowd of people and I kinda cut through them and I poured my water on her. She wasn’t expecting it at all!

On Thursday, March 23, 2006

upvote 'Senor Nimbus' killed 'Little Bud'

2006 March 25—12:22 AM
   
'Senor Nimbus' writes,

I met him on the hall. I told him I’d seen him before and asked him what he was involved with on campus. He said campus outreach. I asked if he was playing assassins and he said yes. He asked me and I said yes. I said he was my target and I shot him.

upvote 'Comanche aka Navel Lint' killed 'hakisackman'

2006 March 24—09:11 AM
   

There we were getting ready to watch Mike Super… My unsuspecting victim sat behind me, when I saw him I moved around to his right flank and sat behind him and got his attention by asking if he had checked his email today. At this he became suspicious, put his hand in his pocket, and drew his weapon, but I drew first and fired. He did not notice the two well- placed shots at first as he tried to decide who was hunting whom. Just before the fatal shots finished their job, he confided in me his uneasiness since he found out he was being hunted.

   
'hakisackman' writes,

The only chance I get to relax, I get shot. Oh well better luck next time.

upvote 'Big Bertha' killed 'Killer KY'

2006 March 25—11:01 AM
   
'Big Bertha' writes,

Ok I got # 2!!! Kim Higgins aka ky Killer!!! So movin on to #3!

upvote 'lethal intimidation' killed 'whistle blower'

2006 March 24—03:46 PM
   

Cristi swore up and down that I was her attacker. I successfully deceived her into thinking it wasn’t me. I lied and cheated my way into successfully getting invited to her apartment. She pretended to kill me, and in “self- defense” I grabbed a cup of water. While her back was turned at the computer, I dumped my cup of water on her head and assassinated her. She never saw it coming!

   

My assassin slyly coerced themself into my apartment, and then while I was on the computer, poured a cup of water on my back!!

upvote 'Big Bertha' killed 'Sally-Sue'

2006 March 24—09:40 AM
   
'Big Bertha' writes,

So the target unsuspectingly makes a sandwich in chow!!! Unbeknownst to her I was watching from under a table I grabbed my friends weapon. Came up behind the target and totally killed her!!!!

   
'Sally-Sue' writes,

So there I was in chow, making a sandwich as that is about the only edible thing there, when I was betrayed by my dear friend – no chance to unscrew my Nalgene, she hugged me from behind and fired right into my abdomen. However, I will rest in peace now, since this game has made me rather paranoid!!!

upvote The game began!

2006 March 23—01:00 PM

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