| Player Info | |
|---|---|
| Alias: | 'The Naked Fish' |
| Status: | Dead |
| Points: | 2 |
| Last point on: | 2006 March 14—09:05 PM |
'Nemo' killed 'The Naked Fish'
As eloquent as Autin Jean’s acount of my assassination goes, it is hopelessly romanticized.
Yes, I had eluded him several times successfully, however, what he doesn’t mention is the stream of verbal abuse I recieved from one of his fellow dormmates when an attempt to lure me out into the lounge failed. Nor does he mention how I flipped out at his entire dorm after they resorted to cheap tactics to kill me. Props to Austin for his patience, but the fact that him and his dorm had to physically force me into the lounge is poor form, and this type of physical removal of people from safe zones should not be tolerated in our game, it ruins it.
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'The Naked Fish' killed 'Dont shoot me.'
Sitting in the perfect viewpoint that only a 5 lower window can offer, I spoted my hit, Graeme Esau sneaking out of RNT and attempting a back route to the Hilton. He knew I had him, so sneaking up was out of the question, I had to move fast!
vualting over a hedge towards Esua, he spotted me and started to dash. I had to take drastic measure, which somehow set off a car alarm as I sprinted like the wind after the ever swift Esau. In the end, the door won it for me, as I sprayed him without a second to spare, one foot in the door but not two, he was mine!
I guess this is what happpens when you’re waaaayyyy too popular. That’s okay…he hardly got me anyway. I only blame myself for the death…and I broke my ankle, both knees, and my hip earlier that morning so getaway was a little tougher than usual. I had him running for a while though until God himself told me that it might be best to let the little people have their fun and get a kill. I was like, alright God, that’s cool. God smiled; we’re having coffee later.
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'The Naked Fish' killed 'The Hitman'
After a wild race for his life, Iain Cook, still alive despite the patient efforts of his assassin, John Fehr, aided by his accomplice Matt Barrow managed to escape death and still surprise his unsuspecting target, Brett Simmonds on his way back into douglas after a tasty meal at the caf. As many onlookers can testify, it was quite an amazing event.
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now this is a story! it all started in the caf at lunch today. i was eating my lunch when my victim walked by. i followed him out but didn’t realize that he would sprint back to the dorm as he stepped outdoors. by the time i was outside i couldn’t even see him. i realized i was going to have to try something different. from a tip i received, i waited for him to come to class. this led to no avail… until… dun dun dun! a little birdie told me that he was in the gym playing soccer. naturally, i grabbed some accomplices and walkie talkies, and staked out the land. we waited for about 30 min. until he finally came out. but instead of walking to his dorm, he got a ride to the lower caf. i walkie talkied paul foth and we sprinted over there. i ran into douglas lounge, and he went into the lower caf. With walkie talkie technology, I found out that I had been discovered, and that my victim was taking the upper douglas lounge route. I gracefully and swiftly scaled the stairs into the upper douglas lounge and entered the 4&5 upper hallway. I waited there patiently until I heard the message that my victim was coming! My heart pounding and my breathing short, I waited in aticipation of the blood I would shed. Ian’s bodyguard opened the door to where I was standing and he saw me! I knew it was over. Until I realized that 2&3 upperers were forcing him into the lounge! He was forced right into my awaiting water bottle. The blood flowed. Amen to teamwork and patience! A mighty warrior has fallen today…