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'axe anonymous' killed 'Desert_Ninja916'
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| Meaning: | 'axe anonymous' eliminated 'Desert_Ninja916'. |
| Created: | 2006 March 16—02:30 AM |
| Published: | 2006 March 15—11:58 AM |
| In game: | Mission Ops Spring '06 |
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He was a slippery fellow, constantly being reported as a ‘sprinter’ to and from classes. I decided to attempt tailing him…no luck…lurking in the shadows…equally disappointing. Until the dreadful hour of supper approached, oh that sweet hour of both consumption and death. I waited until he left with his girlfriend, his one weakness, since it destroyed his ability to sprint…leaving him as vulnerable as a wing- cleft bird. I watched him walk from the caf to the atrium, and at this point I took action… rushing outside to inconspicuously socialize with my partner in crime…waiting for his exit onto death. Out he came, his head turning in all directions…sure he was safe, he continued to walk to Douglas. It was at this point that I took action, my adrenaline overcoming me..I sprinted running faster and faster as I approached so as to close the distance with no chance of escape. All attempts to run away were in vain as too little, and too late, he began to run only to be sprayed with water down his backside. First kill was grand, infusing a ferocious drive for my next victim….
So I was busy writing a letter to my athiest friend in California when I got the urge to eat. I invited my girlfriend to dinner with me and bought our food and sat down. We asked some friends for input and tried to make the letter make sense, using various verses and such. After about an hour or so of writing and discussion, we decided to leave because I had to go to martial arts. Now, earlier in the day, she and I had excruciating exercise (I ran for an hour around Langley and she walked on a bad knee around the track). Hobbling, she followed me toward the Douglas Hall. As I heard the footsteps, I knew what was up. I proceeded to begin running, but alas my laptop, spilling water bottle, and umbrella were too much to carry. I heard a squirt and knew he missed, then I knew I did not have the energy to run any longer and I slowed down, only to be sprayed right on. Not only did he get me, but my laptop as well…which might have been damaged if I did not use good judgement and discretion. Maybe my girlfriend was my weakness, maybe it was the sore muscles and joints, maybe it was the fact I had my $1200 laptop in my arms, I dont know…but what is for sure is that I got hit fair and square. Too bad.