All your holy armies got nothin’ on my Spoon of Decimation.

Dave is a really good player. He’s hardly ever in his room, or he’s always there with the door closed, hard to locate, and his facebook picture meets all the rules without actually showing his face. He’s excellent. But I convinced Rebekah (see the Campus- Wide game) to bring him over to Late Night, and though she pondered selling me out, she didn’t. I waited calmly until I caught sight of my assistant, caught up to them, and struck.

Sorry, Dave. You play an excellent game.