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'Hallowed are the Ori' won the game!
Kelvin Lam won the game by getting the most kills! He will recieve a cash prize of $10. Congratulations, Kelvin!
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'Grayson' killed 'NITADITP Booya!'
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TM: 'NITADITP Booya!' killed 'Trigger'
Almighty and most merciful Father, we humbly beseech Thee, of Thy great goodness, to restrain these immoderate rains with which we have had to contend. Grant us fair weather for Battle. Graciously hearken to us as soldiers who call upon Thee that, armed with Thy power, we may advance from victory to victory, and crush the oppression and wickedness of our enemies, and establish Thy justice among men and nations. Amen
Dave and I faced off in the FAR dining hall. The sneaky bastard had a water gun. The second time I have been killed by Dave :(
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'Hallowed are the Ori' killed 'Supersoaker 5000'
Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the Gods, ships shall be built to carry the warriors out among the stars and we will spread Origin to all the unbelievers. The power of the Ori will be felt far and wide and the wicked shall be vanquished.
Kelvin assassinated me with a plastic spoon. A PLASTIC SPOON. Have you no honor? At least have the decency to do me in with a large serving spoon, preferably of an ornate nature.
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TM: 'NITADITP Booya!' killed 'l33t |-|A>'
And when the fourth seal was opened the beast shouted “come out!” A green horse with a pale rider came out. The rider was death, and hell followed. The day of damnation has thus come and no mercy shall be shown. Especially to the Ori, who says to be honorable but shall be judged like all the rest…...let the blood spill forth.
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Mercy & Chaos
Slaughter of the Innocents (where all players with 0 kills were going to be removed from the game) has been CANCELED.
But by saving you all, we have unleashed a terrible chaos upon your realm! Behold, the Terror Mode: starting NOW, if you are still alive then you may kill ANY LIVING PLAYER WITH ZERO KILLS in this game. Kills in Terror Mode counts towards your total number of kills.
Therefore, if you have 0 kills right now, then you are in grave danger. Strike first, or you will surely be caught!
To find out the names of the people you may now kill, go to http://www.campusassasins.com/game/?game=19 (Note: your Target Profile is still visible only to your one proper assasin.)
Starting next Monday February 20th at 8pm, anyone with 1 or fewer kills will be vulnerable to the Terror Mode.
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'Hallowed are the Ori' killed 'Blah'
The hatred of those who strayed from the true path festered and bloomed in the dark corners of the Avernakis to which they had been cast. Consumed by this hatred, they poisoned all they touched, bringing death, darkness and despair. The souls of their victims knew no peace, until the Ori came and whispered to them: “Sleep, for the end draws near!” And on that day all will rejoice, when the Ori come and lay them low.
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'Grayson' killed 'Five of Diamonds'
Patience is a virtue. All I had to do was wait for him to drop his guard, and I struck. Nothing says “wait” like a poorly concealed spoon in each sleeve…
It was a rough day, I bombed two quizes. I figured a play might make me feel better. I laughed, I cried, I died.
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'Hallowed are the Ori' killed 'Shirley MacLaine'
Fear not the Ori, fear the darkness that would conceal the knowledge of the universe. Did they not defeat the old spirits and cast them out? And now, with the strength of our will, they do call upon us to prevail against the corruption of all unbelievers. Believe in the truth of all things, and you too may find the path to enlightenment. Those who abandon the path are evil. Those who follow the path of righteousness shall be raised up high.
I left the safety of the room with professor standing guard, my mind still wrapped around objects of an nth dimension. My companions chatter was a murmur of background until the shout of my name snapped me back to reality, and my neck around to greet the obvious appearance of my predator. I was shot, point blank to the confusion of most and amusement of one. All I could do was curse my luck and wonder about the tip off. I have been betrayed. Worry not, revenge will be sought.
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'Hallowed are the Ori' killed 'Felix Leiter'
This kill was so awesome that it merits dropping the Prior act temporarily. I talked to Jon a few hours after I killed him, and found out that my next target was none other than my friend Greg, so I decided to stage the kill with Jon. Greg was at a local Inflatable Dome event at the time, so I talked to him and revealed that I had to kill Jon, disregarding the fact that I’d killed him hours earlier. About fifteen minutes after I left, I sent Jon in to talk with Greg, then I rushed in ninja- style and “killed” Jon, making a big scene of it. When the laughter subsided, I turned my weapon on Greg and killed him. Greg I’m sorry, but at least it was funnier than following you to class and shooting you in the back.
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'Hallowed are the Ori' killed 'ilikedogs'
Life and death, light and darkness, hope and despair. The rift was created, and on that day, the Ori were born. Glorious are the Ori, who lead us to salvation, who did fight the evil that would doom us all to mortal sin. Those who seek the path to enlightenment must not be led astray, and those who reject the path to enlightenment must be destroyed.
Me and Kevin dueled for a long time. I was about to win but Kevin cheaply used a gun and shot me dishonorably.
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'Five of Diamonds' killed 'Levi Civita'
It was quick, it was painless, he went with a smile.
After spending all day recruiting more CAG Members on the quad, I was walking back to ISR with Ryan Mulligan. We stopped near Wardall to chat with an old friend from my childhood. “Oh and guess what,” he says as he stabs me with his spoon: “You’re dead!”
I try to learn from my mistakes. Today I learned that I should not talk to someone who is playing in my assassins game, especially if his hands are hidden!
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'Blah' killed 'Sexysexylover'
I lured my target, also happens to be my roommate, out with the prospect of late night. As I exited the room, I stabbed him with a plasic spoon, and laughed as I said, “I win this round Joe. I just killed you.” Last game he was killed about 3 hours after the game started. This time 20 minutes into the game.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! My assassin was my roommate! How can I possibly win this type of matchup. There was no forewarning at all? What am I supposed to do to win this game….not go to class, eat parts of my desk to survive, and pee out my window until he was assassinated? I demand that he get a new target and that I get get revived. THIS JUST ISN’T FAIR!!
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All your holy armies got nothin’ on my Spoon of Decimation.
Dave is a really good player. He’s hardly ever in his room, or he’s always there with the door closed, hard to locate, and his facebook picture meets all the rules without actually showing his face. He’s excellent. But I convinced Rebekah (see the Campus- Wide game) to bring him over to Late Night, and though she pondered selling me out, she didn’t. I waited calmly until I caught sight of my assistant, caught up to them, and struck.
Sorry, Dave. You play an excellent game.