Player 'sasquatch'

of Swanson Hall Paranoia Fall '05

Information

Player Info
Alias: 'sasquatch'
Status: Alive
Points: 9
Last point on: 2005 December 09—05:00 PM

History

upvote 'sasquatch' won the game!

2005 December 11—06:51 PM

'sasquatch' won the Swanson Hall assassins game by getting the most stickerings (9). Congratulations Erin and good work!

upvote 'sasquatch' killed 'coombyeaahh'

2005 December 11—06:51 PM
   
'sasquatch' writes,

Again…I feel bad! Being an assassin has become difficult for me lately. I just don’t think that I have the heart to sticker any more innocent people. Sorry Brennan!

upvote 'sasquatch' killed 'Someone 33'

2005 December 10—06:57 PM
   
'sasquatch' writes,

I’m not gonna lie…I kinda feel bad about this one! I got him out of his warm room, watching basketball just so that I could sticker him. I’m sorry…but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!

upvote 'sasquatch' killed 'The Funky Fishhh'

2005 November 29—10:55 PM
   
'sasquatch' writes,

I was walking to class yesterday morning, all bundled up because of the arctic coldness, when my target walked right past me. It took a moment for me to realize that it was him who had just passed by, so I turned around and ran up behind him. I fumbled in my pocket for a sticker and slapped one on his shoulder.

   

I thought I was untouchable. I didn’t even have a chance to evade the attack. Then I heard the words, “Are you Eric?” Cringing, I said “yes.” That was it. A ResLife sticker was planted on my left shoulderblade and that is where is it remains, a symbol of my defeat. My attacker vanished into the cold, gray sky as quickly as she had appeared behind me.

upvote 'sasquatch' killed 'imagetcha'

2005 November 17—10:40 PM
   
'sasquatch' writes,

After discovering my next victim, I knew she would be my easiest target yet! As we were walking to a chem review, I had the perfect shot – as soon as we walked outside…I slapped her on the arm with a sticker. She thought it was merely a joke…but little did she know I had done a horrible thing – I had “disappeared” her!!

   
'imagetcha' writes,

I wish I could do it all over.. I’d pick new friends. Just kidding! :) It’s been fabulous, but remember, WATCH YOUR BACK!!

upvote 'sasquatch' killed 'Someone 6'

2005 November 17—12:40 PM
   
'sasquatch' writes,

I was talking to a friend when I saw my target walking out of Swanson Hall. I waited for him to pass by me and then I followed him towards the Old Gym – it turns out that we have Calculus class together. So, I followed him for just a few seconds before making a quick dash and slapping a sticker on his back!

   
'Someone 6' writes,

I had just finished my calculus homework and was dashing off to class. To my right was a group of people ( my paranoia told me to look for individuals) and to my left was a friend trying to peg me with a snowball. Naturally I ran from my snowball wielding friend down the stairs and onto Con Agra Plaza. There I walked thinking not a nit of danger existed, especially since i had lasted this long into the game. When i hear footsteps, and feel the stiff crack of a slap on the back! I heard a voice say “Got Ya” and at that moment I knew my days as an assassin were over…

upvote 'sasquatch' killed 'The Infraggable Krunk'

2005 November 15—06:11 PM
   
'sasquatch' writes,

After dinner last night I was outside helping a friend in need, when out of nowhere my targets walked up behind me heading toward Swanson Hall. I waited a few seconds and then I grabbed my sticker and hit him with it…but just as I ded, it fell off and he ran away. I chased him for awhile, but it turns out that I had in fact killed him with the first initialy blow.

   

I was on my into Swanson to get some things to help set up for the Amnesty International speaker when I was suddenly and treacherously ambushed. My attacker lunged at me and landed what I first thought be a glancing blow on my wrist. Not believing the wound to be serious I ran from my kiler, quickly escaping her, but it soon became apparent that the injury that I had thought to be superficial was far more serious. As the life ebbed out of me I found that I had come to a state of perfect harmony and peace, and I realized that blessed nirvana was but moments away. “Yes,” I thought to myself as I slid into eternity, “it is a good day to die.”

upvote 'sasquatch' killed 'Jordan'

2005 November 14—03:16 PM
   
'sasquatch' writes,

I was waiting outside of my classroom to take a test, when all of a sudden I see my target walk up the stairs and out the door. I quickly chased him down and slapped a big sticker on his shoulder!

   
'Jordan' writes,

It’s true…I had just walked out of a greulling Orgo lecture and was dead to the world. All of a sudden there was a big slap on my back and just like that I am gone. Didn’t even see it coming :(

upvote 'sasquatch' killed 'Someone 23'

2005 November 12—07:12 AM
   
'sasquatch' writes,

From behind the computer in the computer lab room, I spotted my new target as she was walking through the lobby in Swanson. I grabbed a sticker and ran out the door after her, just barely catching her as she was nearing the door to the KFC. I stickered her…and that was that!

upvote 'sasquatch' killed 'ramblin' man'

2005 November 10—10:29 PM
   
'sasquatch' writes,

So, I’ve been doing some intense stalking this past week…and it finally paid off! After returning back to campus from the B- championship flag football game (p.s. the REAL Gallagirls won!!), I spotted my target walking out of Swanson Hall. He sat down on the steps and began talking to a friend, completely oblivious to the situation at hand. I fumbled for my sticker, ran up the stairs and reached to sticker my target. He didn’t give up easily…he squirmed around and tried to avoid the sticker, but I was too swift. I slapped my sticker right on his plaid jacket!!

   
'ramblin' man' writes,

...and the curtain goes down on my life. The only correction I have about her report is that my coat is pinstripe, not plaid.

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