I was enjoying Brandeis Brunch when I saw her…my target. I’d seen her many times before in the dining hall, but she always chose to enter back through Swanson, thus foiling my plans. But not this time. I watched her put her coat on, then a scarf, and then to top it all off, a hat. She had to be going outside. I suddenly was caught off guard, and realized that I didn’t have any stickers. I grabbed at my friend’s banana peel, hoping for a sticker, but it was no where to be found. My other friend had the brilliant idea of looking on her apple. She was successful, and handed me the weapon. I casually got up and followed her out of Brandeis, and into the blistering cold. I stuck her on the left shoulder as she walked down the steps. I then re- entered Brandeis, and joined my friends for some more fellowship.

So… I was in my room doing hw and I got this call: “Hey! I just saw your target and he was heading outside with a cigarette!!” Oh snap! So I threw on my jacket and boots and high tailed it downstairs. And there he was. I walked outside and slapped him right on the shoulder with a smiley face sticker. That was how he met his demise. A word to the wise: smoking kills :)

I was starting to think that I would never run into my target, when much to my surprise I saw her walking into Swanson right after me. So a quick u- turn and a sticker later, my target was no more. Sorry.

Upon discovering the identity of my target, I started formulating a plan for his demise. After some recon, I discovered his probable whereabouts and put myself in position. Matt Ward assisted in luring the target to my location (Swanson Lobby) where I followed him outside, snuck up behind him, and stickered him. My apologies to him, but that’s how it goes.