I was enjoying Brandeis Brunch when I saw her…my target. I’d seen her many times before in the dining hall, but she always chose to enter back through Swanson, thus foiling my plans. But not this time. I watched her put her coat on, then a scarf, and then to top it all off, a hat. She had to be going outside. I suddenly was caught off guard, and realized that I didn’t have any stickers. I grabbed at my friend’s banana peel, hoping for a sticker, but it was no where to be found. My other friend had the brilliant idea of looking on her apple. She was successful, and handed me the weapon. I casually got up and followed her out of Brandeis, and into the blistering cold. I stuck her on the left shoulder as she walked down the steps. I then re- entered Brandeis, and joined my friends for some more fellowship.