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'sasquatch' won the game!
'sasquatch' won the Swanson Hall assassins game by getting the most stickerings (9). Congratulations Erin and good work!
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'sasquatch' killed 'coombyeaahh'
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'sasquatch' killed 'Someone 33'
I’m not gonna lie…I kinda feel bad about this one! I got him out of his warm room, watching basketball just so that I could sticker him. I’m sorry…but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!
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'Eustachius' killed 'Number1'
“St. Eustachius, Patron Saint of Hunters, pray for me, give me strength, make me stealthy, give me a steady hand, and help me to bring down my prey. Help me find SOME way to trap Dusten.” The answer to my petition came in the form of two desk workers, Katie Barr and Mike Marshall. This account deserves an explanation.
Finding out that Dusten was my next target was a little like when the prof tells you that you need a 99% on the final to get an A. However, due to a little deception I found Dusten awaiting his target in the foyer (a target that would never arrive). He was dressed in black (menacing scarf and all) as if to point out that he was the “bad guy” in this attack. Carefully I spun a web of deception in front of his eyes, making it appear that I thought I personally was his target (thus implying I didn’t have him). I waited for him to slip under the guise that I was waiting for my study partner. Sure enough he stepped two feet outside the door. Like a flash I stepped out, slamming the door behind me and stuck him while he was still looking into the darkness. I would pay money for a video tape of his reaction thereafter.
Dusten, I’m sorry for the sleep that you lost that night (true story actually), and I commend you on a valiant game. Oh yeah, you should get out more (I realized during this mission that you really don’t leave…). Nice job Dusten!
I was dupped and I had to catarolysis. I thought I knew my assasin. Then one of my very own supposidly “loyal” members set me up. What a looby! I thought she was helping me. Yeah she helped me, she helped be get tagged out! Good thing I will never forget…the handshake! I conspue on the ground she walks!
Good luck to my assasin. They will now have the support of number1. Now that they got me, I will help them get everyone else. Good Luck
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'Eustachius' killed 'Fernando'
“St. Eustachius, Patron Saint of Hunters, pray for me, give me strength, make me stealthy, give me a steady hand, and help me to bring down my prey. Help me eliminate my next target today.” Focused on his Calc review session, Mark blindly walked into my trap. I have to thank a connection for this one. Sounds like the next one may be a touch more high profile…
I was walking to the old gym, and I saw two guys lurking outside, which was odd since it was so cold. My assassin stuck me as I walked by.
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'Eustachius' killed 'spidermonkey'
“St. Eustachius, Patron Saint of Hunters, pray for me, give me strength, make me stealthy, give me a steady hand, and help me to bring down my prey. Help me eliminate my next target today.” Merely a half hour after the last assassination, I eliminated Ashley. She didn’t stand a chance due to the fact that I know her well and she never suspected me. Muhuhuhahaha. Next up: a kill or two on Thursday.
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'Number1' killed 'Someone 25'
She had no idea. I tagged her in the snow with her friend who thought I wanted to talk to her! Haahaaahaa
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'Number1' killed 'Embalmer'
Finally, after much watching and note taking my target ran but didn’t run fast enough! Hahahhaaaa
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'Eustachius' killed 'Someone 39'
“St. Eustachius, Patron Saint of Hunters, pray for me, give me strength, make me stealthy, give me a steady hand, and help me to bring down my prey. Help me eliminate my next target today.” Yes, St. Eustachius pulled through yet again. Kristen was the hardest to find. Before today I had never seen her outside (someone needs to invite her to a snowball fight or something). Needless to say, tracking down info about her was difficult to say the least. Great job Kristen.
Next in line? Check back later today.
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'molson' killed 'Someone 42'
I’m really busy so I’ll make this short. I was late for class and I saw her waiting by the door of Swanson so I grabbed a sticker from the desk, put it on her shoulder and then ran to my class.
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'Bong The Great' killed 'Roja'
I was enjoying Brandeis Brunch when I saw her…my target. I’d seen her many times before in the dining hall, but she always chose to enter back through Swanson, thus foiling my plans. But not this time. I watched her put her coat on, then a scarf, and then to top it all off, a hat. She had to be going outside. I suddenly was caught off guard, and realized that I didn’t have any stickers. I grabbed at my friend’s banana peel, hoping for a sticker, but it was no where to be found. My other friend had the brilliant idea of looking on her apple. She was successful, and handed me the weapon. I casually got up and followed her out of Brandeis, and into the blistering cold. I stuck her on the left shoulder as she walked down the steps. I then re- entered Brandeis, and joined my friends for some more fellowship.
Well dang it! Yes she got me… exactly like she said she did. I disappeared on the steps in front of the Deis. I am no more. Goodbye and good luck to those still in the hunt!
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'the towering hulk' killed '343 Guilty Spark'
It was sly, it was fast, he never saw it coming. Coyly, I followed my target ever so closely on the stairs inside the administration building after a class we had together, then immediately stickered him as he unknowingly took his last safe steps outdoors.
After missing my target on her way to class last Tuesday, I was beginning to let down my guard. It had been serveral weeks, and not so much as a failed stickering from my assassin. I let down my guard. Granted I don’t think I would have exitied the admin building any other way, thinking the threat was minimal after a night class. But alas I am dissapearing even as we speak. Who would think that a small sticker to the shoulder could fell me? But the sticker is more potent than I realized. Fear the sticker!
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'007' killed 'bluebird'
007 strikes again! I had just been talking about how I could catch my target, then later in the evening I spotted her at Jack and Ed’s. I knew I had to take advantage of it so I searched frantically for a sticker. Coolly I removed one from the top of a milk lid, gota be creative and quick. I took a sneak approach and walked outside to wait and catch her as she left the KFC. It was a sweet victory.
I was walking out of the KFC, and there was my assassin waiting for me…I didn’t have a chance…
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'Number1' killed 'Someone 29'
I finally got her… I had been watching for my target for weeks.
Boy did I not expect that one! Yes, he got me…I report…he got me. (I’ll remain bitter for a while, do you hear me, mr. assassin!)
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'sasquatch' killed 'The Funky Fishhh'
I was walking to class yesterday morning, all bundled up because of the arctic coldness, when my target walked right past me. It took a moment for me to realize that it was him who had just passed by, so I turned around and ran up behind him. I fumbled in my pocket for a sticker and slapped one on his shoulder.
I thought I was untouchable. I didn’t even have a chance to evade the attack. Then I heard the words, “Are you Eric?” Cringing, I said “yes.” That was it. A ResLife sticker was planted on my left shoulderblade and that is where is it remains, a symbol of my defeat. My attacker vanished into the cold, gray sky as quickly as she had appeared behind me.
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'Someone 29' killed 'Someone 41'
I got her…finally!
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'Embalmer' killed 'Pink Panther'
I kept running into Laura all day. She had no idea that I was targeting her. She had just finished her Orgo test when I followed her out the Hixon Leid doors. It was a little hard to take her out. She was just so nice. But now she’s gone. Time for me to move on.
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'007' killed 'Someone 15'
I noticed Brittni walking by me in the student center, once again in a safe zone. I returned to swanson and was strategizing how to catch her at the right time when I looked over and saw her walking between the KFC and Swanson. With the little precious time and space I took advantage of the situation, grabbed a sticker and intercepted her clearance into the building. At last, disappearing my target.
I was walking back to Swanson, when Tricia came up to me and said, “You are Brittni, right?” and of course, I said yes and then I was stickered. It was over for me, but it was fun while it lasted.
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'Bong The Great' killed 'Summer Roberts'
Java Jay sounds good for dinner, right? It’s never been better than tonight. I found myself in the lobby heading out the door for McGloin, and then all of the sudden my friend gets really excited and tells me that my target just walked out the door. I fumbled around for a sticker, and then bolted out the door after her. I ran up behind her, and gently placed the sticker on her shoulder…well, I don’t exactly know how gentle it was, but nonetheless- – stuck. Mission accomplished, and might I add that she looked stunning. I feel really bad about disappearing such a beautiful girl…but it had to be done.
After narrowly escaping death, my previous assassin was out for revenge. Clearly mocking him in the Swanson lobby was not in my best interest this particular night. Little did I know that I was endangering my life… My friends and I were late for our soiree, so we were quickly heading to the car. All of the sudden I heard an evil cackle from behind me and I turned swiftly around trying to dodge the oncoming sticker. There was no escaping, and Bong the Great had conquered another innocent, helpless soul. Thanks to her 605 is officially six feet under.
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'wideload' killed 'Someone 32'
i kept missing my chance…I had to go check in on my very good friend and low and behold my target was in the elevator. I didnt have my sticker or shoes which made it a little difficult but that didnt stop me. I went and got a sticker at the front desk and went running outside after my victim in my socks and I got her!!!
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'Bong The Great' killed 'Someone 13'
well, well, well, i went to creighton idol in order to get my target…i knew for a fact that he would be there. i sensed he was leaving, but then chatted with a few friends before i left. by the time i got outside, i couldn’t see him in the distance. i jogged up the mall, and finally saw him, but i didn’t think i could reach him. it was too late. i went in and talked with one of the deskworkers for awhile, and to my great pleasure i saw him lurking back by the hallway area. he was trying to get his target. i casually started a conversation with him, and he said he was going to go get his person. i told him i wanted to “see this” and followed him right out the door. the fountain was the fateful spot of his dreaded disappearance. muahahahaha. watch out…
So I see my target, and I NEVER EVER see her outside. So I wait for her to go outside and I knew that she saw me….she waited in between the doors of the lobby and outside. I have someone watch and tell me when she leaves…trying to be sneaky she takes off up the stairs and proceeds to go through the fitness center. I realize this and take off running. Little did I know, the nice person that was helping watch was behind me when I stopped at the fountain to make sure where she came out. I turn around to ask why she is following me and BAM!! She sticks me and apologized right away….THANKS A LOT! p.s. I hope u win.
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'sasquatch' killed 'imagetcha'
After discovering my next victim, I knew she would be my easiest target yet! As we were walking to a chem review, I had the perfect shot – as soon as we walked outside…I slapped her on the arm with a sticker. She thought it was merely a joke…but little did she know I had done a horrible thing – I had “disappeared” her!!
I wish I could do it all over.. I’d pick new friends. Just kidding! :) It’s been fabulous, but remember, WATCH YOUR BACK!!
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'Eustachius' killed 'beatrice bubblebee'
“St. Eustachius, Patron Saint of Hunters, pray for me, give me strength, make me stealthy, give me a steady hand, and help me to bring down my prey.” The holiness of this disappearance helps me eliminate the guilt I felt after literally chasing down my prey. Gwen was a tough one, but is too popular. Remember: you can run, but you can’t hide.
So, a little bird told me to be prepared and “paranoid” when in my assinator’s presence. Earlier this eveing, I was walking near him and avoided eye contact and introduction (hoping to keep him from recognizing who I was). Upon my return to Swanson, he began to talk to those around me, and as I increased my pace, so did he, and BAM! I was disappeared.
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'sasquatch' killed 'Someone 6'
I was talking to a friend when I saw my target walking out of Swanson Hall. I waited for him to pass by me and then I followed him towards the Old Gym – it turns out that we have Calculus class together. So, I followed him for just a few seconds before making a quick dash and slapping a sticker on his back!
I had just finished my calculus homework and was dashing off to class. To my right was a group of people ( my paranoia told me to look for individuals) and to my left was a friend trying to peg me with a snowball. Naturally I ran from my snowball wielding friend down the stairs and onto Con Agra Plaza. There I walked thinking not a nit of danger existed, especially since i had lasted this long into the game. When i hear footsteps, and feel the stiff crack of a slap on the back! I heard a voice say “Got Ya” and at that moment I knew my days as an assassin were over…
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'Jolly green giant' killed 'The Puma'
I had been trying to find my target throughout the week however with no luck I resorted to making a plan on finding him after the HAP 200 class we have together…in class I found that i did not have my stickers however so when I asked the class if anyone had some stickers Ryan was oh so polite to help me with that…then after class…he was killed with his own sticker…
I have one piece of advice…Never give a sticker to anyone. (I was killed by half of my own sticker.)
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'molson' killed 'MN_Soph'
I had just returned from an unexpected overnight out of town and was exhausted. I walked into Swanson at 11am just as my target was walking out. I debated waiting till another time but I gathered my strength, grabbed a sticker from the desk and ran after her. I stickered her, apologized and headed back inside for a nap.
Well…a mere hour after I had made my second kill…i am dead. i was minding my own buisness, heading out to fundraise for habitat for humanity on the mall, and what do you know…she slapped one on me – didn’t see it coming, you never can. Advice to those remaining, trust no one – especially that RD fellow…
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'Roja' killed 'Someone 14'
So… I was in my room doing hw and I got this call: “Hey! I just saw your target and he was heading outside with a cigarette!!” Oh snap! So I threw on my jacket and boots and high tailed it downstairs. And there he was. I walked outside and slapped him right on the shoulder with a smiley face sticker. That was how he met his demise. A word to the wise: smoking kills :)
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'MN_Soph' killed 'Marksman'
This one took me quite a bit longer than the first, but with some assistance and a dangerous run down the icy mall I was able to sticker her before she dodged into kiewit for lunch.
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'Marksman' killed 'nuwanda'
I found out my target was Kara Donaldson. As soon as I found out I asked my roomate if she knew her because I had no idea who she was. My roomate said she always sees Kara as she is leaving for Chemistry on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Sadly, last Thursday, I was not able to find her. Today I thought was going to be a repeat of last Thursday, but my good friend said hey, I think that is Kara. I saw a girl talking to the desk worker, Hank, and I asked him what her name was. It was KARA! So I ran outside in the snow to get her. As she was talking to a friend of hers, I intruded and placed a sticker on her coat and made sure it was her. Luckily, it was.
In my defense, I was not caught talking with a friend…I was discussing a meeting I had with a teacher of mine, and that, combined with the snow, and my being late for class had me completely off guard! After foolishly answering in the affirmative when she asked my name, all I could do was eloquently say “you suck” and return to my conversation in hopes of getting to class remotely on time!
And Hank…oh Hank….you had better watch out…I took the time, even though I was late to class! to say hi and be friendly, and this is the thanks I get. Hank, all I have to say is shame on you.
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'Embalmer' killed '60W'
I’ve been stalking Knut since the game started. I went from knowing nothing about him to knowing more than I could possibly dream of. I waited for him outside of one of his classes, not knowing exactly which one he was. As he walked down the hallway, unknowing of his impending doom, I slowly followed his footsteps. Just outside the doors, I ran up to him. I asked his name as he realized what was going on. Without much of a fight he surrendered. As he walked away he yelled out the name of his next target. I’m coming for you…
I was walking out from the business school when a cool voice asked, “Are you Knut.” Startled, I automatically said yes. “So this is my stickering,” I thought. With the Win Chun I recently learned, I was able to deflect her first attempt. “How far should I resist,” I thouhght. I could easily survive this. I gave up because it would’ve been too troublesome to resist until I got indoors. I was a half hour away from assassinating my target.
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'imagetcha' killed 'SoSikk'
After being out of town (for 5 WHOLE DAYS I might add!!), I finally spotted my target. With nervous hands fumbling for a massive sticker in my pocket, I ran up to him, stuck him in the back, and it was done.
I never thought this day would come. I was minding my own business, thinking how cold it was outside with the snow while I was wearing flip flops. Out of no where, my silent stalker found me and sticked me. I tried to get out of it by saying it was an illegal sticker, but to my demise, it did not work… I am very sad…
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'Someone 29' killed 'Someone 3'
After a long evening of waay too much fun at the library, I entered good ‘ole Swanson. Fiddling in my bag, desperately searching for my card, a 6 foot something vision appeared in the corridor, leaving me immobile, at the sight. He was alive… hair blowing with the air’s circulating heat, ears sparkling as the light reflected from his flashy accessories. After adequate admiration, my assassin- like tendencies forced me into motion. Like a jungle cat targeting its prey, I snatched my weapon, threw open the doors and leaped from Swanson’s elevated concrete. With one rapid, easy action I eliminated my target. I could tell from the devistated look on his face, he would be lamenting for quite some time.
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'sasquatch' killed 'The Infraggable Krunk'
After dinner last night I was outside helping a friend in need, when out of nowhere my targets walked up behind me heading toward Swanson Hall. I waited a few seconds and then I grabbed my sticker and hit him with it…but just as I ded, it fell off and he ran away. I chased him for awhile, but it turns out that I had in fact killed him with the first initialy blow.
I was on my into Swanson to get some things to help set up for the Amnesty International speaker when I was suddenly and treacherously ambushed. My attacker lunged at me and landed what I first thought be a glancing blow on my wrist. Not believing the wound to be serious I ran from my kiler, quickly escaping her, but it soon became apparent that the injury that I had thought to be superficial was far more serious. As the life ebbed out of me I found that I had come to a state of perfect harmony and peace, and I realized that blessed nirvana was but moments away. “Yes,” I thought to myself as I slid into eternity, “it is a good day to die.”
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'silent stalker' killed 'Gorilla Salad'
As soon as I discovered the identity of my new target, I started plotting ways to attack him. My chance came today as we left the class we share. I nonchalantly walked outside with him, and reached into my pocket to get my sticker. As I put my hand out to place the sticker on his shoulder, a gust of wind came and blew my sticker to the ground! He immediately saw what I was doing and started running. Being an extremely talented sprinter, I caught him within seconds….no actually, that didn’t happen. I just yelled his name and he walked back and gave himself up. He knew there was no way to win once I was after him.
After another late night and early class I was not on guard like I should have been. Karen was leaving the building with me which I should have thought suspicious for it has never happened before. As we exited the building she reached into her pocket and I was still unaware of what was going on. She pulled out her sticker and tried to stick me but I was too quick; with my insane skills and magic I managed to make her drop the sticker and I began to run. I looked over my shoulder and the poor little girl was about to cry. I went back to console her, but she, not being as nice as I, took advantage of my kindness and promptly stuck me in the chest. ><((((*>
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'molson' killed 'The Silent Killer'
This was quite difficult as I had no idea who my target was. My research on facebook turned up a Halloween picture which adequately hid his real identity from me. Luckily, tonight while eating dinner at the Deis, my friend pointed him out and I sauntered over to get an apple and check him out. I walked back to my table and we were joined by my preious target who informed me he had a night astronomy class at 6:30- ish. So I sat and waited. for 45 minutes… Finally he got up to leave and my friends and I walked outside only to see him walk through Swanson. My friend saw her target so I gave her my sticker, dashed into the lobby to grab a new one and ran out the other side. I ran up to him, stickered him on the back and then asked his name. Cos I still wasn’t sure. But it was indeed him, and I did indeed sticker him. Onto the next one…
After leaving Brandeis hall from a crappy dinner, I received a sticker on the back for dessert. She knew from a rat that I had Astronomy class on Monday nights, and I never saw it comin. 45 minutes is a long time to wait though. Good luck on your next target.
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'Bong The Great' killed 'Anti-Hermitian'
After an extensive conversation about targets and why we hadn’t been stickered yet in Brandeis, my target and I parted ways. I had a feeling she would go back through Swanson, so I figured I would plan my attack based on knowledge I had recently gained. Then, mere hours later, while I was in Deglman Circle waiting to go on a trip to Walgreen’s, she appeared. My friend started hitting me uncontrollably, and told me to chase after her. I fumbled for my sticker, and bolted out of the car. I placed the little star- shaped sticker right on her, thus ending my hunt.
I disappeared as I was being dropped off in Deglman circle after attending the NCAA selection show (and being a supportive mom). As I was heading across the Deglman/Swanson quadrangle, I was stickered from behind with a red and yellow heart right on the back. All I have to say is that it is about time…as the most predictable person, I should have disappeared a week ago…
I just feel bad for the person I was targetting…I was not a real threat to you (largely because I was too lazy and too forgetful to pick up a sticker from the front desk), but now you need to watch your back.
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'sasquatch' killed 'Jordan'
I was waiting outside of my classroom to take a test, when all of a sudden I see my target walk up the stairs and out the door. I quickly chased him down and slapped a big sticker on his shoulder!
It’s true…I had just walked out of a greulling Orgo lecture and was dead to the world. All of a sudden there was a big slap on my back and just like that I am gone. Didn’t even see it coming :(
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'SoSikk' killed 'Docious'
So it took forever to find him but I finally did. As I was talking to one of my friends, Danny comes walking up right beside me, and lucky for me I have my stickers with. So I run after him and stuck him! Look out all you other people still alive!!!!!!!!!!
Welp I was minding my own business and was in a place that I normally am not on any given day when sure enough, i was stickered by the one who keeps the goal. At least I can still say that I assassinated the president…
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'The Puma' killed '3SAG'
This time the Jesuit guilt struck me long before i even approached my prey. It was, however, a matter of survival. I was tipped off of his whereabouts and capitalized. I approached from behind and the rush of the chase soon followed. We hurdled north and south across the mall until, at last, the fight in him was no more. It is my hope that this gracious man disappear to a far better place. – The Puma.
My assassin patiently waited for me to stop studying in the student center and leave unknowing that I was being followed. He sprinted at me from a great distance, and I made several maneuvers to avoid, but eventually gave up and submitted to the violent stickering that happened soon after.
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'3SAG' killed 'r-by'
Rachel Byleen disappeared tonight outside of Swanson. She is gone.
I died. I was taking my nightly trip to the c- stop with the roomies and was eating my m & m’s i had just bought and all of a sudden a guy sprinted towards me and i let out a girlish scream, and that was all she wrote.
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'silent stalker' killed 'Jules Winnfield'
I was asleep this afternoon in my neutral zone, taking a break from the incredibly strenuous calculus assignment I had been working on, when my best friend in the world woke me up, shaking me and saying “your targets right there!! your targets right there!!!” I quickly snapped out my nap, saw my target in a nearby room, and switched into “attack mode.” I heard my target’s friend say they were going to Sam and Louie’s for dinner, so I complained of hunger and asked if I could go with them. We rode the elevator down and as we walked outside, I stickered him! The rush of the attack was amazing, and it would not have been possible without my best friend in the world!
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'Someone 37' killed 'GoldenFish'
I saw my target wander out of the elevator, and followed him outside put a sticker on him. I feel some remorse for the vicious backstabbing, but got a certain level of satisfaction from removing the sticker from its paper, and gently placing on my targets back. I can now look foreward to the awkwadness that will ensue when i place a sticker on my next target who is someone i have never spoken to before. Happy hunting, and peace out
Well it turned out to be a sad day. I was walking out of the elevator and saw my assassin. I knew I was done for. I walked out of Swanson and to my demise, the boy who drinks out of a “goblet” back stabbed me with a piece of shit sticker. I am glad for him. Good luck and good night.
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'The Puma' killed 'Black Temptress'
We met at high noon. I spotted my prey leaving the library and couldn’t help but smile over the events unfolding in my mind. In no time at all, I turned my plan of attack into reality – I stickered her good. This marks the beginning of the war for me, and I must say, a kind of Jesuit guilt came upon me following her disappearance.
So what can I say, I was working on a research paper with one of my friends on Saturday afternoon. I was just leaving the library and I just happened to come accross one of my “suppose friends.” Coming to find out, my “friend” wasn’t such a nice person, and before I could run back into the library for safety, he got me. Bang, Bang, the Black temptress was no more.
P.S. Paybacks are fun
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'easter bunny' killed 'Someone 48'
i was visiting my little sister in delgman hall and trying to avoid the monsterous plague that has infested their dorm…and i was walking out of the building to go out to eat i all of a sudden saw my target…in fact i almost ran right into him…i frantically looked through my bag to find my weapon of choice (aka my sticker) and in the knick of time, right before he got in the building i managed to kill him
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'Eustachius' killed 'Someone 19'
“St. Eustachius, Patron Saint of Hunters, pray for me, give me strength, make me stealthy, give me a steady hand, and help me to bring down my prey.” Yet again St. Eustachius pulled through for me. I found Julia’s sorority, I found their function, I found her plans, I found her friends, and I waited there in the shadows…
My assassin was sly stalking me before a date party. Thanks to the work of my friends, my stalker found my whereabouts and was ready and waiting for the kill. Definitely not cool!
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'Jordan' killed 'Ice Queen'
It was just a chance encounter. After days of not having my sticker I finally got one and saw her two seconds later. Then it was all over! She didn’t go down without a fight though, I barely caught her outside the doors after she took off running.
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'DarkCloud' killed 'Someone 4'
I patiently waited for my target to leave the building for his afternoon class, knowing his schedule after intensly researching it. Sticker on the arm. Game Over Gameshow.
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'Ice Queen' killed 'Catie C'
I was walking back from class when it happened. We got out early so I figured I would be safe- – little did I know, I was about to meet my demise. As I was walking up the mall, an unknown person walked up and asked me my name. Right then I knew it was over. She slapped a sticker on my shoulder and casually continued on her way.
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'343 Guilty Spark' killed 'SamuraiPizzaCat'
The dark is generous, and it is patient. The dark’s patience is infinite. Eventually, even stars burn out. I am the patient darkness.
My target had remained elusive to my capture for quite some time, even though my roommate and my suitemate knew her. She made the mistake of leaving her facebook picture and schedule up. After a little research on the registrar’s website, I had her entire schedule. But it was not until today after her class in Hixson- Lied that I actually saw her come out of a classroom. She walked out and was immediately on her cell phone, I thought perfect, she’ll be too distracted to notice me. Then she started off one way, only to stop at a garbage can to drop off a pop can to then turn around, and get off the cell. I was flustered because I didn’t want to appear too obvious. She walked out with a friend from class only to stop off at another classroom to say hi to someone where again I had to pause and pretend to be interested in the bulletin boards on the wall. Then she continued on her way, I hung back so as not to arouse suspicion. Then as she left the safety of the building for the area behind the Hitchcock building, I made my move. Bolting out of the building, I stuck her left shoulder with the disappearing sticker. Quite instantly she disappeared before my eyes. Now I wait, in the darkness once again, for my next target.
Man, did he get me! Reading his report was kind of funny, because I never even knew that he was there after my class. I didn’t see it coming. I think that people should put up fake facebook pictures and schedules to protect their identities. You never know who could be out there waiting for you!
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'Hiding In A Bush' killed 'Someone 34'
I stumbled into my target at an evening meal, and politely waited as she finished her meal and made her way out of the building. She was on her way up the stairs to the mall as i ran up behind her and caught her in an embrace and enchanted her by reciting a flurry of sonnets and love poems to seduce her into believing that i was harmless. However, during that warm embrace, i had previously set up a series of pully systems in the trees and i had positioned her perfectly on the “x” i had taped on the ground. I watched as my sticker gloriously flew down from the sky and unnoticeably applied it’s sticky self to her. Still whispering sweet nothings into her ear, i slowly whispered to her that “i killed mufasa.” She was in shock, and asked for the sticker as a token of our moment together. She then slowly turned to leave, and I watched as she disappeared into the sunset.
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'Docious' killed 'Leroy'
My buddies helped me lure him outside. He was talking about how many people he killed that day as we were walking and I was delighted to slap a sticker right on his heart to assassinate the president… it was glorious
Well I am dead. I thought I would go all the way. My pi kappa alpha brothers betrayed me and lured me outside and he hit me where it hurt. He stuck a hearted sticker right at my heart. I will make himpay for this!
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'sasquatch' killed 'Someone 23'
From behind the computer in the computer lab room, I spotted my new target as she was walking through the lobby in Swanson. I grabbed a sticker and ran out the door after her, just barely catching her as she was nearing the door to the KFC. I stickered her…and that was that!
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'Someone 13' killed 'butterfly'
Yeah, so who would have thought that someone could catch the butterfly. I guess now I know I shouldn’t be a hit man.
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'Roja' killed 'Someone 7'
I was starting to think that I would never run into my target, when much to my surprise I saw her walking into Swanson right after me. So a quick u- turn and a sticker later, my target was no more. Sorry.
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'shamrock assassin' killed 'Someone 31'
Basically, my target thought someone else was her assassin. She thought wrong. My apologies. Sorry about the bad week.
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'3SAG' killed 'Someone 16'
Ben Hankey disappeared after class today at 12:15. He is gone.
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'sasquatch' killed 'ramblin' man'
So, I’ve been doing some intense stalking this past week…and it finally paid off! After returning back to campus from the B- championship flag football game (p.s. the REAL Gallagirls won!!), I spotted my target walking out of Swanson Hall. He sat down on the steps and began talking to a friend, completely oblivious to the situation at hand. I fumbled for my sticker, ran up the stairs and reached to sticker my target. He didn’t give up easily…he squirmed around and tried to avoid the sticker, but I was too swift. I slapped my sticker right on his plaid jacket!!
...and the curtain goes down on my life. The only correction I have about her report is that my coat is pinstripe, not plaid.
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'The Silent Killer' killed 'Mastermind'
I had class with my target, and nailed him with a sticker as soon as he left the doors of the Administration Building
Yeah, I got tagged. Not much I could have done about it; my assassin was in one of my classes and killed me the second we walked out of the building. Good luck to him and to my target, who, incidentally, managed to completely evade me for almost four days.
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'Bong The Great' killed 'Marissa Cooper'
I was sitting at the table in the lobby…selling swanson t- shirts, minding my own business…when who should walk by…but my target. Muahahaha. I gingerly pranced out the doors and creeped up on her from behind and stuck her! She never saw it coming. Again…trust no one.
I died! And the murder was my “friend” or so I thought! Not cool, not cool at all!
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'Leroy' killed 'the dish'
I had a flag football game for the IM Championship against the Shockers. My roommate Mike W. is Amy boyfriend. She can to watch him and at halftime I came up and got a drink. I then came back and stuck her with a sticker. She was so mad and didn’t expect it. That makes three for me and you all better watch out.
Yeah, so I went to the game to be a supportive friend. I thought I’d be a good person. I was sitting there minding my own business, cheering on the team. The team was in a huddle, and all of a sudden I feel a slap on my shoulder. It was him. Can he just leave the game like that? What a horrible teammate. I was devastated. How ironic that the sticker had a peace sign- – there’s no peace here. Especially because he had already broken an agreement the first day not to tell my victim that I had her. So if anyone has him as a target, I’ll definitely help you. We’ll get him. Swanson hall needs to come together to get himso that he doesn’t kill anyone else. Be paranoid.
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'Leroy' killed 'rumbletummy'
I walked into service at the Siena Francis House and saw my next victum. When we got back on campus she was getting out of the next car. I walked into McGloin and then when we got out I stuck her with a sticker. She was so mad. Soon after I got my next victum (Amy Bickford) at the soccer stadium.
I was going to the Sienna- Francis House to do some community service, and it was off- campus. Safe, right??? wrong. Little did I know, my assassin was a part of the service as well. I was unaware, and when we returned back to campus I stepped out of McGloin thinking that my assassin could never know where I was, when all of the sudden I felt what could only be one thing being slapped on my shoulder…a yellow smiley face sticker. Needless to say, I was not smiling. I was mad that I was caught by surprise- stickered when I least expected it. I’ll think twice before doing community service again….keep your eyes open, Swanson.
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'Eustachius' killed 'Someone 27'
“St. Eustachius, Patron Saint of Hunters, pray for me, give me strength, make me stealthy, give me a steady hand, and help me to bring down my prey.” As went my ritualistic prayer before I set up the fatal crime scene before Ashley’s arrival. After taking my Stalker 101 course I learned how to find what the whereabouts of my victim would be, thus I uncovered that she would be arriving back to Swanson at approximately 9:57 PM. Using a friend as a mock- girlfriend saying “goodnight”, I slowly approached Ashley unassumingly. My steadied hand turned her from a Creighton student into a tally mark in my list of victims.
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'Bong The Great' killed 'tallulah'
The day was long and taxing, and I wanted so bad to stick my target. I had seen her numerous times that day, but she just never seemed to go outside those doors. I loitered around for awhile, then gave up. I attempted to play in the Mary Lucretia Creighton Bowl that night, but fell on the field seconds before the actual game was to begin. My knee hurts. I thought my time for paranoia was over. I can no longer run. I found myself in the Swanson lobby after the event, and who of all people should happen to walk by. I hopped out the door after her, and slowly but surely caught up. She never saw me coming. This is my advice to you…trust no one.
i was talking to my boyfriend on the phone when i came to the lobby on my way to find my friend and go for a walk. to my surprise there was an crowd of familiar faces all buzzing about how to plot against their targets. i smiled right at my assassin because i love her and i would never give her the shaft. i was half way to degelman (dont worry, i wasnt going into the building – i’m not infected i swear!) when i felt a poke on my bum region. i looked back and there she was. but since it was my dear sweet friend i assumed i had sat in something embarrassing and she was looking out for me… but no.. there was the little yellow sticker. sadistically smiling up at me from my behind. what a way to die.
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'Jules Winnfield' killed 'The Philanthropist'
I was standing in the Swanson Lobby minding my own business. I was simply talking with a friend when Matt passed by me and exited the West exit from Swanson. I recognized my target and acted with the tenacity of a rabid dog when attacking a small child: No regard for anything but killing and killing as quickly and ferociously as possible. So I killed him just before he entered the KFC. The beat goes on.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Bang. Goodbye Mr. Manning.
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'Black Temptress' killed 'Someone 8'
After having a nice casual dinner with an old friend (Rosie Bailey), I knew I had my target in site. I didn’t want to make things akward by killing her before our dinner together, so I strategized the kill. I contemplated how I would go about my kill with every bite of my enchillada I took. Finally, after our dinner was over and we had returned back to campus, we said our goodbyes, and I then executed my plan. Rosie Bailey was no more. Although she was a dear friend of mine, I understand that in this game, there are no allies.
I thought I was safe, boy was I wrong. Last week before this silly game began, I made casual dinner plans with some old friends. Little did I know that one of them was my assassin. After our lovely evening we returned to campus. I was stickered about 5 seconds after I got out of the car in the McGloin parking lot. I was in total shock. However, because we remain friends I wish her luck in the future with her new target!
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'Fernando' killed 'Someone'
I happened to spot my target walking out of the lobby, so I followed him outside and stickered him. I hoped it would be this easy, but my plan (if I didn’t see him before) was to lurk in the Lied Center during his gospel choir class and get him when he walked outside after.
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'bluebird' killed 'Amy Myers'
I had thought that my target would be extremely difficult to sticker. I hadn’t seen her all school year, and didn’t even know that she lived in Swanson until this game. I figured that I would never make the kill, until today. I was walking to work after my calculus class, and had just entered Hixon- Lied when behold! My target walked right by me. I made an immediate U- turn hoping that she wouldn’t realize that I was following her outside. Luckily, she was distracted by a conversation with her friends, so a couple of steps outside the building, I made my move. I stickered her right on the left arm. She seemed a little surprised, and hadn’t realized what had happened. I felt so bad to take out a friend, but at least I got a chance to say hi to her and I know that she doesn’t live too far from me!
It went pretty much like my assasin said. How nice to be stickered by a friend!!! But I did get a chance to catch up with them so something positive came out of it.
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'DarkCloud' killed 'Sneaky Like A Skunk'
Exhausted after her Orgo quiz, my target didn’t realize I was behind her until it was too late. Game Over Caitlin
I couldn’t help my sense of impending doom as I exited my Orgo test this morning. There were so many faces outside the doors any one of them could be after me. But drained from my test I decided to srug it off it was probably just the test anyway no one was going to get me. Slowly I walked up the stairs and out the door. Then within moments of exiting the door to the outside world I felt pressure on my shoulder and a voice began to enter into my conscience and I knew it was all over for me. I had been disappeared and I didn’t even see it coming from behind me. I was there and then BAM I wasn’t. I guess that’s how this works.
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'DarkCloud' killed 'Someone 24'
Shorty after my first assasination, my next target was found on the mall. A quick stick, and it was over. Game Over Caitlin
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'Someone 11' killed 'thedeadlyflick'
I stickered her. it was pretty awesome.
yeah, yeah, he definitely stickered me, the little twerp! i was caught unawares as i was on my way to chemistry yesterday, and he stickered me!
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'Leroy' killed 'luckygirl'
I told her that I was already killed. Then she believed me and I ran out and killed her.
So I was about to walk out of the building when I saw him. My heart skipped a beat because I knew there was no way to evade him. But, to my surprise, he said that he was already dead. I believed him and continued on my way. Less than a minute later, I was trampled by him as the little liar stuck me with a sticker. He hit me so hard that both of our phones dropped on the pavement and mine broke in half. He’s gonna pay for that.
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'shamrock assassin' killed 'Someone 28'
Nikki Dulle appears to be a wonderful young woman, and it made me sad to sticker her. I asked some of the locals if they knew her and one of my friends said “Yes, I’ve got a class with her.” Perfect! I received a telephone call, and two minutes later Nikki received a sticker. I couldn’t have done it without the assistance of my friend. Thank you.
I could not believe it! I had just eliminated my first target! I let the excitement get to me; you can never let your guard down. Especially since even your friends can set you up.
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'Someone 28' killed 'Brandi Lea'
My target was in my class. I decided to wait patiently; after all, this kind of thing cannot be rushed. After our professor let us out of class, I fell into step beside her. As we exited the building, I knew the time had come. With a quick pat on the back, it was done. Unfortunately, my victory was short- lived; I was eliminated two minutes later. Karma sucks.
Yes, I was killed tragically when exiting my honors class this afternoon. Even more unfortunately, my assassin was then killed not 5 minutes later…had she waited just a few minutes, I could still be in this game. But alas, I take leave.
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'GoldenFish' killed 'Black Mamba'
After some helpful recon work with a freind, I was able to pin point the exact time and place where I would have to make my move. I waited for the target to finish a class and followed her. She was a very nice woman holding the door open for me as I followed her. Once stepping foot outside, I got my sticker ready and made my move. Mission Accomplished.
So I got done with my last class of the day and was headed to work and thought that nobody would get me on the way since I take the back way. Along the way I held the door open for this guy….I think like 3 times, because I’m a nice person like that. Soon I learned no to be so nice! I stepped outside and he called my name so ofcourse I turned around, and he killed me. He did however tell me who to thank because of it…...M GREENWOOD. Anyone who wants to kill him, I’m sure you know of a way to get ahold of me! Thats all I’m going to say! thanks Greenwood, thanks.
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'Someone 11' killed 'Someone 43'
I stickered her
I unknowingly rode the elevator with my assasin, who kindly let me exit the elevator first, only to stab me in the back upon leaving swanson.
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'Jamie Fosdick' killed 'Someone 10'
So my target was my roommate. Easy, right? Well she knew somehow from the beginning that I was her assassin, but I didn’t let that deter my efforts. I have class with her Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, so I figured I would just get her after class. But then I thought that would be too obvious. We both have morning classes, but I get off at 10:30 and she has a class at 10:30. Promptly after my class I went to our room to figure out my plan. She unwittingly left her class schedule out on her desk, but it only had the class and not the teacher or the location. Using my eternally innovative mastermind, I went to the registrar’s site and looked up the class- – it was in the library. 10 minutes before her class let out I scoped out the area and found the perfect location to wait for my target. I sat in my stealth with my hood up behind the rose bushes on the mall near the library front doors. I watched her carelessly walk out with someone and when she was far enough away from the doors, I jumped up, ran through the bushes and over the hills, jumped off the ledge and smacked her in the back with a bright flower smiley face sticker. She didn’t even know I was there until I had her killed. Excellent. . .
So what happened is that my assassin used the unethical advantage she has as my roommate and got me, but it’s ok because now she has my target, and he already knew that I was her target and he also knows that I am now eliminated and long story short my assassin’s new target knows she is after him. Goodluck!
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'molson' killed 'Someone 47'
After cultivating a nice chatty relationship in our first aid class, I walked with my target Kayla out of the room. She tried to trick me by darting into the bathroom but I waited outside the KFC for her to return to Swanson. With a cohort guarding my back, I greeted Kayla, then turned around and stickered her. So sorry Kayla but at least you were done in by a friend. ;)
I sit next to ‘molson’ every day in First Aid, and we discussed our fear of being assassinated. Little did I know that she was my assassin! After going to the restroom and almost going the opposite way as she did in the Kewit Fitness Center after First Aid class, I made the wrong decision to exit near Swanson Hall. She had a spy following me, Nick Sakis, so watch out!
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'Someone 22' killed 'Gobbles'
It was easy to get Ann; nobody ever expected one nursing student to get another. So after our three hour lab and lecture I walked close behind her, making casual conversation with some friends, and as soon as we walked outside I stickered her.
Nursing students should not kill each other! It betrays our cult- like tendencies. Innocently walking outside after our class as usual and … pow, smiley sticker to the shoulder. My ninja like reflexes were not enough to stop her. Oooh this one is sneaky, she hid it all through our 3 hour lab and the class following it. Don’t kill nursing students, you may never know what was really in your “flu shot.” Watch your shoulders Swanson.
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'Someone 11' killed 'Lolita'
I was waiting in the lobby, hiding behind the plant, when all of a sudden, Lucija Bajzer stopped at the front desk. She stopped to ask to get stickers for her target. She then unknowingly walked out the door towards the KFC. I silently ran after her and pounced upon her, sticking her in the back. That was the end of Lucija Bajzer. Time of elimination: 11:03:43 a.m.
It was a beautiful Tuesday morning. I stopped downstairs and cordially greeted everybody in the lobby. I pulled my stickers out of my backpack to be prepared in case I saw my target on the mall. I then walked off happily toward class. Little did I know of the tragedy that would befall me within a few short seconds. As I was walking I was suddenly attacked from behind and stickered. All of my dreams were crushed with one fell swoop. Dear residents of Swanson be strong and shed no tears for me. You can send your condolences in the form of Chocolate bars to room 606.
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'shamrock assassin' killed 'Someone 5'
I talked to various people trying to get a feel of what my target was like, and how to track him. I saw Vallejo and my blood turned cold. Rumor had it he was a wily yet deadly man, and I knew I would be facing death just to get near him. I followed him outside, and stuck him between the shoulder blades. He never saw me coming.
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'the dish' killed 'Someone 18'
I was walking back from class, just spacing off. And what do you know, I see Megan talking on her cell phone. Megan, you gotta watch your back! So I slyly pulled out my stickers and ran up to her. However, somebody had told Megan that I had her. I know who you are. You better watch out.
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'MN_Soph' killed 'peek a boo'
Through inside connections and a little bit of stalking I was able to locate Kara at her flag football playoff game tonight (she plays for the “Dukes”). I was able to mosey around, watch some football, and chat with the rest of the cheering section. Because Kara is such a stud and was never taken out of the game my frustration was building… but just after their half- time huddle I rushed the field and got her right before the second half started! She said she knew someone was going to get her tonight, which was probably the work of El Presidente Brand =), so I hope that didn’t inhibit her ability to focus on the football game at hand. Go Dukes!
So i heard through a random source that my assassin was planning on making her move within the next 24 hours. I had a HUGE flag football game that night and i knew that was when she was going to make a move. I was just minding my own business, focusing on my coach giving us a pep talk during half time, when all of a sudden I felt a poke on my back. Right then and there i knew it was over. My life had finally ended. I screamed in pain, “NOOOOO! I HATE YOU!!” then someone that is on my team (who was helping her plan her great attack) ran up to me and started to hug me and laugh. THat is when i screamed, “I hate you all!” as a gasped my last breath. Then some how i came back from the dead and finished the second half of the game. Unfortunately we lost the game, i guess i wont blame it on my assassin, but the DUKES WILL ASSEMBLE FOR NEXT YEAR…EVERYONE BEWARE!!!
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'Mastermind' killed 'Someone 45'
After my previous attempt, which was… premature, I finally managed to disappear my target. Through sources unnamed, I learned that my target was attending swing dance practice. I waited patiently for nearly an hour outside the building then, when she left, I crept up, ninja- like, and made the kill. (for real this time)
My friends and I were leaving swing dance practice and had made another friend believe I was his assassin. He took off running and his real assassin, who had been hiding in the bushes, followed. The rest of us ran after him but stopped for a lost flip- flop, not knowing there was also another assassin who had been hiding in the bushes…mine.
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'Marksman' killed 'Someone 38'
Chase Sokol was disappeared on November 8, 2005 around 11 a.m. He was sitting on the bench in front of the administration building enjoying the beautiful weather when I came up beside him and placed a happy face sticker on his shirt.
‘Marksman’ made me dissapear her report is correct
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'butterfly' killed 'Someone 12'
So I was helping at the pike 5 on 5 basketball table today and of course I was worried about people sneaking up on me. I was a sitting duck for goodness sakes. It pretty much made my day when Jordan walked down the stairs on the mall. I pulled out my stickers and got ready for him to walk by. We both acknowledged each other and then he continued walking. I covertly walked up behind him and gave him a fatal sticker. Right when I hit him I knew he wasn’t going to walk away from the attack and he gave up his stickers and target without a fight.
I was assassinated by ‘butterfly’ on the mall around 12:45 on Tuesday, November 8.
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'Someone 47' killed 'Someone 26'
I abruptly ran up to Beth just outside the west Swanson doors and stuck her with a sticker in the stomach!
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'Brandi Lea' killed 'Someone 46'
Kyle tragically disappeared on the first night outside McGloin Hall. What he thought was going to be just another cup of late night coffee turned into something far more treacherous.
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'Roja' killed 'Aakash Verma'
Upon discovering the identity of my target, I started formulating a plan for his demise. After some recon, I discovered his probable whereabouts and put myself in position. Matt Ward assisted in luring the target to my location (Swanson Lobby) where I followed him outside, snuck up behind him, and stickered him. My apologies to him, but that’s how it goes.
She waited for me in the Swanson Lobby, and followed me after I left to go to dinner. She then started using vulgar profanity to throw me off guard, and snuck up behind me, and offed me in the back of the head. Whenever I do rounds, I’m going to listen to her door really carefully and maybe, if her door is open, I’ll do something horrible like put a candle in her room. A warning to you residents, don’t sticker RAs!
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Again…I feel bad! Being an assassin has become difficult for me lately. I just don’t think that I have the heart to sticker any more innocent people. Sorry Brennan!