We decided that the Campus- Wide assassins game was progressing too slowly. Therefore, we have assigned each of you a NEW TARGET! You have two targets now. You may assassinate either target. If you succeed in killing one of your targets, you then get to target all of his targets, which means you will have three targets. If you just make a few kills, you will have a large selection of targets to choose from!

This game will end before finals begin. Unless somone acts, Sparks is going to win the $15 prize for his two kills.