| Player Info | |
|---|---|
| Alias: | 'The Naked Man' |
| Status: | Alive |
| Points: | 1 |
| Last point on: | 2005 October 11—06:42 AM |
'Mr. Pink' attempted to kill 'The Naked Man'.
i knocked on matt’s door, told him he had a package waiting downstairs at the snyder front desk. he cautiously exited his room and i shot him.
I sat alone in my room, the lights dim. There’s a knock on the door. I yell “who is it”.
Another knock. I yell again. My mind’s racing with ideas of spoons and glory. I open the door (I’m safe here, i know that).
“You Matt?” He asks. “Yeah” I answer nervously. I know what comes next. “There’s a package for you down in Snyder. Perishable.”
I’m smooth – “Oh, alright. Let me put my socks on.” (No really – I was barefoot this whole time. Goes with being the “naked man” ;- ) )
I empty my pockets, less their contents distract me. I put a metal spoon in each. I peer through the peephole – nothing. Nervously, i open the door. Nothing. I look right. I look left. Nothing. I step out – and notice the hem of his jacket sticking around the corner. He jumps out, girly, purple water gun in hand. My manly spoon is out in an instant. Matrix- like, i jump backwards, and see water fly by my eyes. That was close – I could have died.
We were in a deadlock now – a standstill. I had no ranged weapons, he couldn’t cross the threshold into my domain.
We squared off. We chit- chatted. He almost convinced several passerbys to pull me out, but their resolves faded upon witnessing my spoon, and relizing that I was ready for this – I would stab anyone who tried.
He calls for backup. I call for backup. His says no – mine dosn’t answer. I send of a quick IM.
Ten minutes go by. He dissipears. I don’t believe it – it’s too good to be true. I return to the computer, and finish arrangements for increased security.
He re- appears, bladder empty.
The standoff continues – but then the knight in shining armor arrives.
My friend, bodyguard, and savior takes five bullets for me, but succesfully guards my person from attack as I make my move – The spoon lands home.
It’s a kill. My adreniline soars. He vows to reject the confimation. I vow to do the same to his mother.
... the game continues.
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'The Naked Man' killed 'luckyshot'
He was studying in a lounge – my friend told me where he is. Casually i walked in, we exchanged greetings “hey” “hey”. He seemed intent on his studys – he didn’t even stop to wonder what i was doing there.
“You’re Brian, right?” “yeah”
A spoon from my pocket quickly lodges itself into the back of his shoulder. “You’re dead.”
i saw my disappointing score on my music midterm… so i was destined to study hard and write my paper early… and so my mind was focused on one thing. I couldn’t study in my room because my roommate was blasting kelly clarkson… so i study in the lounge… and to my surprise as i was studying i see a man who i’ve never seen walk in the lounge. to my surprise he knows my name… and then i quickly realized his intent… but it was too late… he drew his spoon. i couldn’t draw my weapon… (which woulda been the closest thing to me… my laptop…) that man took me out.
on a side note… the lounge was a room for 3 people before. and the one that used to live there, mike, was the one who gave me away…. that bitch
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We have decided to not count Mr. Freund’s attempt to kill his target, Mr. Finnicun. It’s unclear whether Mr. Freund hit the victim with his water gun or not, but we think that it is not in good spirit to physically pin one’s assassin down.