Location: University of Illinois (uiuc.edu) http://www.uiuc.edu/
Eligibility: You may play in this game if you live in the six pack (Gregory and Peabody) or in Illini Tower, Bromley, Sherman, or Newman. Announcement: <p>The prize for the most kills in this game is $10.</p> <p> This game ended Saturday December 10th. Ben Sandkam was the winner for reaching 2 kills first.
'swipper' won the game!
'swipper' won the game by being the first person to make two kills. He wins $10. Congratulations!
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'Mr. Pink' attempted to kill 'The Naked Man'.
i knocked on matt’s door, told him he had a package waiting downstairs at the snyder front desk. he cautiously exited his room and i shot him.
I sat alone in my room, the lights dim. There’s a knock on the door. I yell “who is it”.
Another knock. I yell again. My mind’s racing with ideas of spoons and glory. I open the door (I’m safe here, i know that).
“You Matt?” He asks. “Yeah” I answer nervously. I know what comes next. “There’s a package for you down in Snyder. Perishable.”
I’m smooth – “Oh, alright. Let me put my socks on.” (No really – I was barefoot this whole time. Goes with being the “naked man” ;- ) )
I empty my pockets, less their contents distract me. I put a metal spoon in each. I peer through the peephole – nothing. Nervously, i open the door. Nothing. I look right. I look left. Nothing. I step out – and notice the hem of his jacket sticking around the corner. He jumps out, girly, purple water gun in hand. My manly spoon is out in an instant. Matrix- like, i jump backwards, and see water fly by my eyes. That was close – I could have died.
We were in a deadlock now – a standstill. I had no ranged weapons, he couldn’t cross the threshold into my domain.
We squared off. We chit- chatted. He almost convinced several passerbys to pull me out, but their resolves faded upon witnessing my spoon, and relizing that I was ready for this – I would stab anyone who tried.
He calls for backup. I call for backup. His says no – mine dosn’t answer. I send of a quick IM.
Ten minutes go by. He dissipears. I don’t believe it – it’s too good to be true. I return to the computer, and finish arrangements for increased security.
He re- appears, bladder empty.
The standoff continues – but then the knight in shining armor arrives.
My friend, bodyguard, and savior takes five bullets for me, but succesfully guards my person from attack as I make my move – The spoon lands home.
It’s a kill. My adreniline soars. He vows to reject the confimation. I vow to do the same to his mother.
... the game continues.
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'Mr. Pink' killed 'swipper'
BOOOOOM HEADSHOT!!!!! (by headshot i mean torso shot, i just like cs a lot)
I was on the phone talking to my family as they wished me a happy birthday when someone burst into my room and stole my present and ran out the door and down the hall!! How rude! As I wondered what kind of grinch would interupt my birthday celebration i walked out into the hall and was shot. Disgrace on the name of assassins… interupting a celebration. Tisk tisk…
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'swipper' killed 'Maybell Cox'
As she walked unsuspectingly down the hall, I whipped around the corner and remarked “Say hello to my little friend!” as I pumped dart after dart of the large nerf gun!
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Slaughter of the Innocents
The following players were removed from the game for failing to make any kills: 'BC Lara', 'LUEshi', 'Nitewalker', 'Rubberbandit', 'knuckles', 'dissolution', 'idantiva', 'Todd McClane', 'Reaper'
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There are 22 players in the game.
We have decided to not count Mr. Freund’s attempt to kill his target, Mr. Finnicun. It’s unclear whether Mr. Freund hit the victim with his water gun or not, but we think that it is not in good spirit to physically pin one’s assassin down.