Player 'Gonsai Kitachi'

of Campus Honors Program Fall 05

Information

Player Info
Alias: 'Gonsai Kitachi'
Status: Dead
Points: 2
Last point on: 2005 October 27—03:02 PM

History

upvote 'Gonsai Kitachi' attempted to kill 'hooger-brugge'

2005 December 30—01:19 AM
   
Someone writes,

This kill was invalid because bathrooms are off- limits for killing.

   

After wrapping up some last- minute research on my target, I travelled to intercept him on his way to his Biophotonics course. As I casually strolled down the hall, I saw him duck into the men’s restroom. I followed him in, and when I could see both his hands being washed, I lunged at him with my trusty spoon. It deflected off his backpack, so I deftly struck again. This time, I hit flesh. He turned to gaze at his assassin with a mix of bewilderment and fury in his eyes, so I plunged my cold spoon into his belly, finishing him once and for all.

   
'hooger-brugge' writes,

I knew I was dead after the third spoon- jab. What I didn’t know was that I was alive. For in the sanctuary of a public restroom, a spoon is not deadly. Today, I live, knowing I will die another day.

upvote 'Eek!stravaganza' killed 'Gonsai Kitachi'

2005 December 01—02:49 PM
   

My target tried to hide his face with a false facebook picture and was hard to track. i had my sources however, and found him unsuspecting after his 11am class. I was waiting outside and was on the phone and after he passed me i pulled my spoon out and finished him off.

   

I stained his stainless steel weapon with blood from the wound it inflicted in my hip today. I only regret that I was killed by a man roller skating in the snow.

upvote 'Gonsai Kitachi' killed 'hooger-brugge'

2005 October 28—03:41 PM
   

After a botched attempt at my target’s life last week, I knew he would be on high alert in the same building in which I attacked him previously, Engineering Hall. Nevertheless, I waited for him to come to class. And waited, and waited. What happened to him? I got impatient and left my post to search for other possible entry points. When I had just gotten outside, I spotted the slippery Paul casually walking in late to EH. I hustled to get behind him, then stabbed him in his back quickly and silently with my spoon. He died a warrior’s death, with his own spoon in his hand.

   
'hooger-brugge' writes,

I heard footsteps. I thought, “I’ll get my spoon.” Too late. Now, I’m dead. “dhaid”

upvote 'Gonsai Kitachi' killed 'Marco Esquandolas'

2005 October 11—05:41 PM
   

As my victim was elimated coming from his Intro to Poetry class, I will record the events in a variety of cold- blooded poems. First, let me set the scene. I have been stalking at the Honors House for a while, going over the plan in my head. As his class lets out, I reflect on the lighter side of this game we call “life.” ahem

My thoughts turn to a jovial tune A boat at sea, kittens, balloons Because his life will reach high noon When he is struck down by my spoon

I say to him “Stan” “Yeah?” he speaks before he dies Unremarkable

My target was the fox known as Stan Who could not have turned and ran Ne’er had a chance In this circumstance He returns to where he began

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