| Player Info | |
|---|---|
| Alias: | 'hooger-brugge' |
| Status: | Dead |
| Points: | 1 |
| Last point on: | 2005 October 19—06:17 PM |
'Gonsai Kitachi' attempted to kill 'hooger-brugge'
After wrapping up some last- minute research on my target, I travelled to intercept him on his way to his Biophotonics course. As I casually strolled down the hall, I saw him duck into the men’s restroom. I followed him in, and when I could see both his hands being washed, I lunged at him with my trusty spoon. It deflected off his backpack, so I deftly struck again. This time, I hit flesh. He turned to gaze at his assassin with a mix of bewilderment and fury in his eyes, so I plunged my cold spoon into his belly, finishing him once and for all.
I knew I was dead after the third spoon- jab. What I didn’t know was that I was alive. For in the sanctuary of a public restroom, a spoon is not deadly. Today, I live, knowing I will die another day.
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'Gonsai Kitachi' killed 'hooger-brugge'
After a botched attempt at my target’s life last week, I knew he would be on high alert in the same building in which I attacked him previously, Engineering Hall. Nevertheless, I waited for him to come to class. And waited, and waited. What happened to him? I got impatient and left my post to search for other possible entry points. When I had just gotten outside, I spotted the slippery Paul casually walking in late to EH. I hustled to get behind him, then stabbed him in his back quickly and silently with my spoon. He died a warrior’s death, with his own spoon in his hand.
I heard footsteps. I thought, “I’ll get my spoon.” Too late. Now, I’m dead. “dhaid”
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'hooger-brugge' killed 'Cthulhu Calling'
He was a skilled assasin, who would have easily taken my life in a duel. I won the only way I could: I stabbed him in the back. I struck him between the 11th and 12th vertebrae. “Spooned!” I declared. His last words: “I only have a fork!”
Hehehehe. Here’s the explanation for my dying words: first, my assassin stabbed me fair and square in the back. Then he wanted to make sure I was dead, and a fierce duel ensued. I defended myself for about 10 seconds before realizing that my spoon was still in my pocket, and I was attempting to fight using the fork from my food tray – - hence, my final outcry. The fork would have been a rather ineffective weapon, but I was already dead, so the matter was moot.
I suppose that Cthulhu would never go “hehehehe”. anyhow… back in character… ahem I, Cthulhu, have lost this battle. I have turned tentacle and fled to the ancient, sunken city of R’yleh, where I will lie in wait for the next foolhardy Assassins organizer to wake me from slumber. Until then, I leave you with the following verse from H.P. Lovecraft himself:
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange æons, even death may die
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This kill was invalid because bathrooms are off- limits for killing.