After a botched attempt at my target’s life last week, I knew he would be on high alert in the same building in which I attacked him previously, Engineering Hall. Nevertheless, I waited for him to come to class. And waited, and waited. What happened to him? I got impatient and left my post to search for other possible entry points. When I had just gotten outside, I spotted the slippery Paul casually walking in late to EH. I hustled to get behind him, then stabbed him in his back quickly and silently with my spoon. He died a warrior’s death, with his own spoon in his hand.