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'William Thomson' killed 'Lord Voldemort'
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| Meaning: | 'William Thomson' eliminated 'Lord Voldemort'. |
| Created: | 2005 October 03—09:55 AM |
| Published: | 2005 October 03—08:00 AM |
| In game: | Campus Honors Program Fall 05 |
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After determining my target’s courses off of Facebook. I reverse engineered his schedule. I then camped outside his class this morning. I knew which path he would take to enter the building, so I sat outside feigning to work on a homework problem. When I saw him walk by I came up behind him and stabbed him with the spoon in the side. Then as he turned around I stabbed him again in the chest just to make sure he knew he was dead. He was very polite about dying and wished me well.
So there I was off to observe yet another Electromagnetism lecture (it’s really quite amazing the ridiculous things Muggles use to get by without using magic) entering Loomis Laboratory of Physics with a concealed spoon on me, prepared for the strike of my assassin. As I opened the door to the building, I figured it would only be a few more seconds before I was inside the protective sanctuary of a Professor’s classroom, but my assassin took advantage of my momentary lack of attention to my unprotected rear as I passed through the door, only meters from true security to stab me right in the back with a spoon! Of course, not even I, the Dark Lord, can repair damage dealt by spoons. They’re far too magical, so, with a great deal of shock, I collapsed, dead, and was forced to observe the lecture from the spiritual beyond.
Beware, fellow assassins, today was my day to die, but you could be tomorrow. Those who live by the spoon, shall die by the spoon. My assassin is a ruthless killer… and is now targeting one of you…