Location: University of Illinois (uiuc.edu) http://www.uiuc.edu/
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'3.14159265358979323, or thereabouts' tried to kill 'William Thomson', but failed!
My assassin attempted to kill me and claimed he did but he hit me in the upper arm. I walked away and he didn\’t strike again.
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'Gonsai Kitachi' attempted to kill 'hooger-brugge'
This kill was invalid because bathrooms are off- limits for killing.
After wrapping up some last- minute research on my target, I travelled to intercept him on his way to his Biophotonics course. As I casually strolled down the hall, I saw him duck into the men’s restroom. I followed him in, and when I could see both his hands being washed, I lunged at him with my trusty spoon. It deflected off his backpack, so I deftly struck again. This time, I hit flesh. He turned to gaze at his assassin with a mix of bewilderment and fury in his eyes, so I plunged my cold spoon into his belly, finishing him once and for all.
I knew I was dead after the third spoon- jab. What I didn’t know was that I was alive. For in the sanctuary of a public restroom, a spoon is not deadly. Today, I live, knowing I will die another day.
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The Game is Over
'Eek!stravaganza' has won the game, by having the most kills of 5, and by remaining alive the longest. He has won 2 $15 gift certificates to Dos Reales. Thank you to all who played.
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'Eek!stravaganza' killed 'Gonsai Kitachi'
My target tried to hide his face with a false facebook picture and was hard to track. i had my sources however, and found him unsuspecting after his 11am class. I was waiting outside and was on the phone and after he passed me i pulled my spoon out and finished him off.
I stained his stainless steel weapon with blood from the wound it inflicted in my hip today. I only regret that I was killed by a man roller skating in the snow.
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'Eek!stravaganza' killed '3.14159265358979323, or thereabouts'
I was lurking around my target’s room when I saw him leave to go to the bathroom. I had never seen him before and needed confirmation. I waited for him to go back to his room and when he was stopped, I said Bob, and proceeded to stab him in the side, delivering the crushing blow.
On my way into my room, I heard my name and felt a poke in the back. The feel of a cold metal spoon as it terminated my time in this game. Though you may have stopped my murderous spree, you cannot stop pi. It will go on.
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Finally, irrationality has proven a valid course. Running into my target while eating dinner was the work of fate itself. Actually, fate had worked this way three times before, but my target was elusive (and I was busy). As he left dinner this time I was prepared and he felt the icy hand of death (with it\’s accompanying plastic spoon, of course) grip his shoulder. Fear ye mortals and despair, for irrational numbers feel no remorse.