“Kill Bill, Chapter 5: The Assassination of O’Rourke” I headed over to Garner 291, assuming that my prey was taking an after dinner nap. I thought I could gain access to his room by asking if I could come in while he filled out a survery I had photocopied from class. My ploy was all for naught, however, because his door was locked and no answer upon knocking. His friend from across the hall had his door open and told me that Bill had went to a meeting in the main lounge. I went down and saw the group meeting. I approached Bill from behind, and said, “Bill, right?” He did not reply, but just looked confused. I asked again, “you’re Bill right?” and fearing that he knew it was an assassination attempt, I preferred to kill first and ask questions later. I quickly grabbed for my spoon and stabbed his upper torso. The group laughed at him as he sat there, shocked, blood running down his shirt. I took off into the night, as I did not wish to disturb their meeting any further.