| Player Info | |
|---|---|
| Alias: | 'Defenestrator' |
| Status: | Dead |
| Points: | 2 |
| Last point on: | 2005 April 04—02:38 PM |
'Manchot' killed 'Defenestrator'.
In a freaky stalkerish incident, I was most unfortunately killed tonight. Having watched Manchot flee the HoHo in what appeared to be a bloody terror, I thought that nobody else was around when I closed the house. I used extra caution when leaving the house after locking up, and when I had crossed Matthews without incident I thought I was safe. Yet when I passed a row of bushes next to Lincoln the murderer sprang up.
Reacting immediately, I raised my gun in defense. Much to my chagrin the assassin had already hit his mark, and I felt the water on my coat. Wait a second, that’s not water, it’s BLOOD! Manchot’s bullet pierced me straight through the heart! I wanted to run but how could I move? I wanted to cry out but who would have heard me??? My vision grew blurry as I strained to see my attacker. Weak, I collapsed to the ground, and coldness overtook me as a sinister laughter filled my ears- – couldn’t move…breathing short…engulfing blackness…no sounds….....
I was sitting and talking with these two in HoHo from 6:50 to 7:20. I didn’t know that Manchot was targeting Defenestrator even though I have access to the list of missions. Manchot acted very natural the whole time. The CHP Assassins Team gives you props, Manchot. And Defenestrator, we’ll miss you and your fake Russian accent.
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'Defenestrator' killed 'The Morano'.
In a kill that ended up being a little less ethical than I would have preferred, I ascertained my target’s whereabouts and waited for him to appear. His class began without him, and I worried that he decided not to attend that day. I almost gave up hope of his arrival when I saw someone walk toward the classroom. I hesitated, unsure of his identity at first, then I called out his name. He reemerged from the classroom just long enough for me to shoot him three times in the chest.
“I got killed today. I’m really mad.”
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'Defenestrator' killed 'J. P. Gazelle'
Having missed two frustratingly perfect opportunities to snuff my target, I continued to wait patiently for the moment to strike. After learning that Olga would be in the library, I dashed over to the undergrad. I stealthily slipped between bookshelves and cubicles, hunting my target with silent fervor. At last I spotted her from a distance. I approached her innocently, and because we knew each other I made smalltalk for a minute before finally finishing the job with a satisfying spoon jab in the side. She stared in disbelief, then fell to the ground.
I was innocently doing research at the undergrad when I saw an acquaintance approach me. Unsuspecting, I greeted him warmly and we began to chat when he suddenly pulled out a spoon and stabbed me in the side! I’ve been betrayed! This seemingly innocent and friendly person was the cunning and bloody assassin known as the Defenestrator! I gasped in disbelief as I fell to the ground. I hope that my death serves to others as a lesson to trust no one in this violent world.
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Having come to the Honors House at 6:30 pm, I was surprised to find that my target was working at the house that night.
Luckily, I had my trusty water gun in my backpack, and a spoon in my pocket. I sat down in the same room and proceeded to do homework there. I then participated in the Trivial Pursuit tournament round that night. When it was completed, under the guise of paranoia, I told my target that I was waiting for everyone to leave, to make sure that I wouldn’t get killed. He told me that he’d close up at 10:30 (about an hour later), so I waited for him to go upstairs, and ran from the building.
Since I had scoped out his path home on Monday, following the HSC meeting, I found a place behind some bushes that he could have never seen. At around 10:45, I was ready to leave my post in desperation, until I saw him coming. I hid, and jumped up when he walked past. He attempted shooting me back, but it was too late: he had already been neutralized.