| Player Info | |
|---|---|
| Alias: | 'J. P. Gazelle' |
| Status: | Dead |
| Points: | 0 |
'Defenestrator' killed 'J. P. Gazelle'
I was innocently doing research at the undergrad when I saw an acquaintance approach me. Unsuspecting, I greeted him warmly and we began to chat when he suddenly pulled out a spoon and stabbed me in the side! I’ve been betrayed! This seemingly innocent and friendly person was the cunning and bloody assassin known as the Defenestrator! I gasped in disbelief as I fell to the ground. I hope that my death serves to others as a lesson to trust no one in this violent world.
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Having missed two frustratingly perfect opportunities to snuff my target, I continued to wait patiently for the moment to strike. After learning that Olga would be in the library, I dashed over to the undergrad. I stealthily slipped between bookshelves and cubicles, hunting my target with silent fervor. At last I spotted her from a distance. I approached her innocently, and because we knew each other I made smalltalk for a minute before finally finishing the job with a satisfying spoon jab in the side. She stared in disbelief, then fell to the ground.