E tu, Mr. 2.71828183? Like Julius Caesar before me, I was slain by a colleague! One moment, we were studying the noble principles of science together and the next moment I was dead. Our professor let us wander about for a few moments near the middle of class. Leaving the protective sanctuary of a classroom with a teacher in it, I ventured into the hall to get a drink. My assassin followed me and as I walked back toward the classroom and safety, Mr. e stabbed me in the back! He ruthlessly confirmed my identity as I already started gasping for my final breaths, adopting a “kill first, ask questions later” philosophy. I staggered for a few steps back into the protective sanctuary of my science class and spoke the word “Killed…” to Administrator Grayson who stood nearby the door as I collapsed in a pool of blood, dead. Moments later I saw only Charon, ferryman of Hades, he escorted me across the river Acheron into Tartarus where I met a fellow assassin and discussed the vileness of our demise. Beware fellow assassins: Mr. e is a ruthless killer. Be alert or I’ll expect to see you soon… very soon.