I soon discovered that my next target was in the Hypergraphics CHP course. Luckily, I knew that part of Altgeld Hall particularly well, and I felt that I had an advantage.

However, I also learned that he was as paranoid as I am, and carried a water gun in his hand to that class. Thus, I was forced to stage an elaborate plot to make sure that I killed him, before he could kill me. I employed a friend of mine to be a decoy assassin, and he held a spoon in his hand as the dead man walking ambled into the classroom. My friend asked him about his identity, and as I had hoped, the target fell for the bait. He reached for his weapon, so that he may defensively kill his “assassin” before being killed himself.

Unfortunately for him, he never had a chance, as I took the opportunity to spring forth from the nearby door and shoot him twice in the chest. As he lay dying, he attempted to utter, “All beware the terrible servants of Sauron.” But it was too late. He was already dead.