I was exiting Altgeld, and I noticed another CHP student lurking by the stairwell. The thought that this might be my assassin briefly crossed my mind, but I shrugged the sneaking suspicion off, not knowing that it would lead to my eventual downfall. Once outside, my stealthy assassin snuck up behind me and I was shot in the side, in broad daylight! I didn’t even feel the pain until moments later, when my blood began to seep into the ground. An innocent (or maybe NOT- so- innocent) bystander was also hit by a stray bullet, but I believe she survived to live another day. However, I can’t be sure, because by that time my eyes were clouded over by a dark bloody mist…